Sometime last year, bands/ Warped-Tour-lebrities/ pedophiles started putting their phone numbers up on Myspace so their fans could call them. This may have been started by Benjamin Hooligun, the dreadlocked hippie who runs a traveling yard sale during Warped Tour. It also may have been started by Audrey Kitching, the eating disordered hairstylist who is famous for having a sparkly Myspace profile. The origins of the public phone number are controversial and unknown, but it doesn't matter now, because every cool band who APPRECIATES THEIR FANS and WOULDN'T BE WHERE THEY ARE TODAY WITHOUT THEM makes their phone number public.

What Looks Like Crazy is one of these bands. Never mind their totally weird pic that makes each member of the band look like they were photographed in a different room at a different time and then Photoshopped together by a kindergartner (yay!). What Looks Like Crazy really understands my need to talk about what shitty backstabbing girl friends I have (thanks for not telling me I had period stains on my gym shorts, GUYS!!) and vent about my lame ass parents who ground me for every stupid thing like not putting my cereal bowl in the dishwasher (like are they fucking serious?!). What Looks Like Crazy really GET ME, I can tell by their lyrics and haircuts. I'm going to call them right now, I have so much to talk about.

::RING::

THE PERSON YOU CALLED IS UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME. TO LEAVE A MESSAGE PRESS TWO.

WTF?!?! Like are they fucking serious? I can't believe they didn't answer the phone! I NEED them right now! Aside from that... who the hell was that lady robot? No personalized message?!!

OH WAIT... they just sent me a text message. Hold plz.

"Thanks for joining! Call 757-301-0055 to send a msg or listen to Matt Washburn. For help reply HELP. Carrier charges may apply. Bla bla bla"

Um, I want Matt Washburn to listen to ME!!! And what the fuck did I just join? Is my mom going to find out? OMFUCKINGGOD I am going to get grounded AH-GAIN. THANKS ASSHOLES. WHAT LOOKS LIKE CRAZY ARE FUCKING SELL OUTS!! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM EVER!!!

P.S. These guys sound like The Maine. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do. No they don't. Yes they do.