Versa Emerge. Dude looks like an owl. The end.

This just in! Everytime you listen to Versa Emerge, Obama dresses up like Spock and yells at a panda bear. He yells loud. Very loud. For no reason. NO REASON AT ALL!!! The panda bears are all very scared. Only you can save the panda bears. Please stop listening to Versa Emerge. Please?

Who the fuck is No Doubt and why do I care they are doing a reunion tour??? Is this supposed to be a big deal??? OOOOO wait, I never knew that the singer of No Doubt was a girl??? That's kinda cool. There aren't a lot of girl singers out there these dayzzzz.

Oh sweet, I just heard that No Doubt is doing a tour with Paramore (also a gurl singer) and The Sounds (yet another gurl singer). A whole tour with all girl singers?!/1??! COWABUNGA DUDE!!! Maybe I can SCORE some sic puss puss???!!! I gotta make sure to rock the AXE BODY SPRAY hard as hell wink wink nudge nuge (hayyyy layyyy deeeez).

But seriously though, wtf, how come Chiodos isn't on the No Doubt reunion tour? The singer of Chiodos, she must be so0o0o0o pissed off. Chiodos is bigger than all those bands COMBINED!!!! I am so pissed right now.

Wouldn't it be cool if FuckThatBand.com got a chance to put together our VERY OWN WORLD TOUR??? I would TOTALLY sell all three of my kidneys to make that happen. We would name it the GIRL POWER WORLD TOUR EXTRAVAGANZA and it would have the following girl fronted bands on the bill: Paramore, Versa Emerge, Chiodos, Katy Perry, Rilo Kiley, and Ace of Base.

Hey, what can I say, I iz a sucker for them girl vocals.

Versa Emerge (super shitty band name) has signed to Fueled By Ramen Records (omg same label as Panic @ da dizz-koz). Versa Emerge is a hot steaming pile of mess. God, there is so much LOL content I can say about this band but I fear my keyboard will break due to the rapid typing that would take place. Maybe I should switch to MAC? Is PC too 1999??? I wonder what the singer of Versa Emerge uses??!?! MAC or PC??? Fuck. I am so confused. Please god someone from Versa Emerge contact me ASAP so I can get my shit together. Only you can save me.