We Are The Old Navy
posted by G. Moza on April 18, 2010
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First things first, CLOTHING! You need to be wearing the coolest punk rock shit this season if you want to be considered "KEWL" and that is why you need to check out the punk clothing brand called OLD NAVY. The apparel company is still really new but it is well on its way to changing the "music scene/fashion scene" as we know it. Old Navy weaves together threads of culture. Their t-shirts, hoodies, bathing suits and denim combine a rock n' roll edge with a chic modernism. Their aesthetic is fashionable, but still underground. It's palatable, but still edgy. It's vibrant, but subtle. It's the future of youth lifestyle brands; it's Old Navy.
Secondly, MUSIC! You need to be listening to the coolest punk rock band this season if you want to be considered "EDGY" and "ORIGINAL." Let me tell you about the band called We Are The Ocean. These dudes practically invented the terms "EDGY" and "ORIGINAL" so it is no wonder why they are becoming almost as popular as Genital Warts. We Are The Ocean is an amazing punky/hard metal band from the United Kingdom. The UK is home to lots of great things like: kangaroos, Ugg-boots, boomerangs, Fosters Beer, koala bears, The Great Barrier Reef, and Steve Irwin. Now, we can safely add We Are The Ocean to that already stellar list!!!1!
We Are The Ocean is so0o0o g00d. I can go on and on for millions of years about how much this band TOTES ROCKS! This band doesn't sound like Alexisonfire at all. Not one bit. Not at all. LOL? Yes plz.
You heard it here first, if you want to have the ultimate ONE/TWO PUNCH this season, you need to be rocking some Old Navy clothing and you need to be listening to some We Are The Ocean. If you follow those directions, you will get your DEE sucked and your VEE poked; that is what life is all about. Keep moshing, posers.
First things first, CLOTHING! You need to be wearing the coolest punk rock shit this season if you want to be considered "KEWL" and that is why you need to check out the punk clothing brand called OLD NAVY. The apparel company is still really new but it is well on its way to changing the "music scene/fashion scene" as we know it. Old Navy weaves together threads of culture. Their t-shirts, hoodies, bathing suits and denim combine a rock n' roll edge with a chic modernism. Their aesthetic is fashionable, but still underground. It's palatable, but still edgy. It's vibrant, but subtle. It's the future of youth lifestyle brands; it's Old Navy.
Secondly, MUSIC! You need to be listening to the coolest punk rock band this season if you want to be considered "EDGY" and "ORIGINAL." Let me tell you about the band called We Are The Ocean. These dudes practically invented the terms "EDGY" and "ORIGINAL" so it is no wonder why they are becoming almost as popular as Genital Warts. We Are The Ocean is an amazing punky/hard metal band from the United Kingdom. The UK is home to lots of great things like: kangaroos, Ugg-boots, boomerangs, Fosters Beer, koala bears, The Great Barrier Reef, and Steve Irwin. Now, we can safely add We Are The Ocean to that already stellar list!!!1!
We Are The Ocean is so0o0o g00d. I can go on and on for millions of years about how much this band TOTES ROCKS! This band doesn't sound like Alexisonfire at all. Not one bit. Not at all. LOL? Yes plz.
You heard it here first, if you want to have the ultimate ONE/TWO PUNCH this season, you need to be rocking some Old Navy clothing and you need to be listening to some We Are The Ocean. If you follow those directions, you will get your DEE sucked and your VEE poked; that is what life is all about. Keep moshing, posers.
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