Treaty Of Headbands
posted by G. Moza on October 28, 2008
Dear Treaty of Paris,
Headbands?! You guys are trying to sell ME headbands?! Are you implying that I need to work out more?! Are you implying that I need to hit the gym more?! Listen chief, I know what I am doing. How much can you bench?????? How much can you squat?????? Listen boss, my boy works at GNC and he is totally hooking me up with a shit ton of Muscle Milk for like, half the price so chill the fuck out. I don't need no fuckin' headband from Treaty of Paris to do my epic workouts correctly. That weak lame shit will just bring my muscle index down. Now excuse me while I cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding! (insert head banging)
Love,
FuckThatBand.com Staff
Headbands?! You guys are trying to sell ME headbands?! Are you implying that I need to work out more?! Are you implying that I need to hit the gym more?! Listen chief, I know what I am doing. How much can you bench?????? How much can you squat?????? Listen boss, my boy works at GNC and he is totally hooking me up with a shit ton of Muscle Milk for like, half the price so chill the fuck out. I don't need no fuckin' headband from Treaty of Paris to do my epic workouts correctly. That weak lame shit will just bring my muscle index down. Now excuse me while I cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing, don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding! (insert head banging)
Love,
FuckThatBand.com Staff
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