The Morning Of Art Show
posted by M. Thomas on September 14, 2009
Wow guys, let me be the first to offer up some mad CONGRATS on your first PROFESH photo shoot. This picture of The Morning Of totally r00lz. The photog was really able to capture that spur-of-the-moment, deer-in-the-headlights look in all of you. Except for that dude on the left who is wearing that totally radical necklace. He looks sad (insert sad face emoticon below).
:-(
He looks like his emo girlfriend just ripped his beating heart out of his pale chiseled emo chest. And then she shows it to him and then she eats it right in front of him like it was a McDonnies Snack Wrap (I love dem things). Then after she eats the heart, she engages in a threesome (no condom) with Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm St) and Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) right in front of him. And then she hands him a Flip Mino HD camera thing and makes him record the whole thing... in HIGH DEFINITION! And then she makes him log onto his Vimeo account and makes him upload the video. Poor guy, I can now see why he looks so sad/troubled in this photo.
Oh sorry guys, that story above got a little TOO graphic. You see, I am trying to "channel" my "anger" into a "creative outlet" because my fish wants me to stop cutting myself. My fish is a beta fish. Do you have a beta fish? Oh, you do? Well does your beta fish talk to you? THAT'S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER, YOURS DOES NOT. All yours does is float around. Mine talks (when I get fucked up). In Latin. Beat that.
Oh shit, look at the time! GOTTA GO! I need to work on my "vision board" for art class. We are supposed to print out pictures from the Internetz of people that "inspire" us to "reach the goals" we have set for ourselves, and then make a collage with said pictures. The pics I got so far are:
HANNIBAL LECTER (Silence of the Lambs)
LEATHERFACE (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
PINHEAD (Hellraiser)
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR (Toy Story)
MICHAEL MYERS (Halloween)
NORMAN BATES (Psycho)
I am really excited for this art project. I think my vision board will be the best and most inspiring. I think my vision board will have the ability to change people's lives for the better (and maybe even stop "global warming")!!! Oh, also, my teacher told us that we could actually set up an ART SHOW at our school to showcase our vision boards. We had a sign up sheet going around the room: Tommy is bringing in napkins, Susie is bringing in popcorn, Laura is bringing in fruit punch, Jon is bringing in Marlboro cigarettes, Julie is bringing in Doritos, and I don't have to bring anything in because I AM IN CHARGE OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!
But seriously, I am so excited to be in charge of entertainment. I am thinking about emailing The Morning Of and asking them if they can come over to my middle school and play at our art show! Do you think they will play? If you are reading this post, please contact The Morning Of and ask them if they are interested. We can't pay them any money BUT we can give them all the napkins/ pop corn/ fruit punch/ cigarettes/ Doritos they could possibly want. Not a bad deal, if I do say so myself!
:-(
He looks like his emo girlfriend just ripped his beating heart out of his pale chiseled emo chest. And then she shows it to him and then she eats it right in front of him like it was a McDonnies Snack Wrap (I love dem things). Then after she eats the heart, she engages in a threesome (no condom) with Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm St) and Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) right in front of him. And then she hands him a Flip Mino HD camera thing and makes him record the whole thing... in HIGH DEFINITION! And then she makes him log onto his Vimeo account and makes him upload the video. Poor guy, I can now see why he looks so sad/troubled in this photo.
Oh sorry guys, that story above got a little TOO graphic. You see, I am trying to "channel" my "anger" into a "creative outlet" because my fish wants me to stop cutting myself. My fish is a beta fish. Do you have a beta fish? Oh, you do? Well does your beta fish talk to you? THAT'S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER, YOURS DOES NOT. All yours does is float around. Mine talks (when I get fucked up). In Latin. Beat that.
Oh shit, look at the time! GOTTA GO! I need to work on my "vision board" for art class. We are supposed to print out pictures from the Internetz of people that "inspire" us to "reach the goals" we have set for ourselves, and then make a collage with said pictures. The pics I got so far are:
HANNIBAL LECTER (Silence of the Lambs)
LEATHERFACE (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
PINHEAD (Hellraiser)
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR (Toy Story)
MICHAEL MYERS (Halloween)
NORMAN BATES (Psycho)
I am really excited for this art project. I think my vision board will be the best and most inspiring. I think my vision board will have the ability to change people's lives for the better (and maybe even stop "global warming")!!! Oh, also, my teacher told us that we could actually set up an ART SHOW at our school to showcase our vision boards. We had a sign up sheet going around the room: Tommy is bringing in napkins, Susie is bringing in popcorn, Laura is bringing in fruit punch, Jon is bringing in Marlboro cigarettes, Julie is bringing in Doritos, and I don't have to bring anything in because I AM IN CHARGE OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!
But seriously, I am so excited to be in charge of entertainment. I am thinking about emailing The Morning Of and asking them if they can come over to my middle school and play at our art show! Do you think they will play? If you are reading this post, please contact The Morning Of and ask them if they are interested. We can't pay them any money BUT we can give them all the napkins/ pop corn/ fruit punch/ cigarettes/ Doritos they could possibly want. Not a bad deal, if I do say so myself!
Topics: The Morning Of, Tragic Hero Records
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