Through Being Funyuns
posted by M. Thomas on July 5, 2009
I fuckin hate Funyuns so much. That snack tastes like pure shit and it makes your breath smell like ass for over 48 hours! It doesn't matter how many times you brush your teeth, it doesn't matter how many mentos/ roofies/ starbursts you put in your mouth, YOUR BREATH STILL WILL SMELL LIKE SHIT.
"Dude, chill out! Funyuns are the TITS d00d!
The tits? Nah man, Funyuns are not the tits. Funyuns are about as "radical" as that Saves The Day CD called "Through Being Cool."
"Dude, chill out! Holly Hox, Forget Me Nots is the best song ever!"
No dude, "Through Being Cool" is the WORST cd Drive Thru Records has EVER PUT OUT (love you Richie and Stephie)!!! Here is a list of things that I would rather do than listen to Saves The Day's "Through Being Cool."
- Drink AXE body wash
- Watch Grey's Anatomy
- Spray AXE Body Deodorant Spay in my eyes
- Watch WALL-E
- Take a shower with my grandma
- Sprinkle my grandpa's ashes on french fries and feed them to my pot smoking friends who have "da munchies"
- Read the Bible
- Listen to Two Tongues
- Learn to tap dance (insert Tilly and the Wall LOLZ here)
- And last but not least, I would rather eat Funyuns!!!
P.S. In other news, I am thinking about going to University of Phoenix next semester... yay or nay???
"Dude, chill out! Funyuns are the TITS d00d!
The tits? Nah man, Funyuns are not the tits. Funyuns are about as "radical" as that Saves The Day CD called "Through Being Cool."
"Dude, chill out! Holly Hox, Forget Me Nots is the best song ever!"
No dude, "Through Being Cool" is the WORST cd Drive Thru Records has EVER PUT OUT (love you Richie and Stephie)!!! Here is a list of things that I would rather do than listen to Saves The Day's "Through Being Cool."
- Drink AXE body wash
- Watch Grey's Anatomy
- Spray AXE Body Deodorant Spay in my eyes
- Watch WALL-E
- Take a shower with my grandma
- Sprinkle my grandpa's ashes on french fries and feed them to my pot smoking friends who have "da munchies"
- Read the Bible
- Listen to Two Tongues
- Learn to tap dance (insert Tilly and the Wall LOLZ here)
- And last but not least, I would rather eat Funyuns!!!
P.S. In other news, I am thinking about going to University of Phoenix next semester... yay or nay???
Topics: Two Tongues, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Vagrant Records, Doghouse Records, Equal Vision Records, Drive Thru Records, Tilly and the Wall
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