Guess what... I would rather have sex with that creepy as fuck old guy from those Six Flags commercials than listen to the new release from The Scene Aesthetic. That shit sucks.

In other news, I just dropped my iPhone in the pool. No big deal though because I downloaded an iPhone application that makes my cell phone water proof.

UPDATE: My iPhone actually broke. I guess that waterproof application didn't work? Sucks. Oh well, I just stole my mom's mastercard/ visa/ Red Lobster gift card. I think I am going to hit up the mall so I can but myself a new iPhone. I heard that JC Penny's is having a sale on iPhones. I don't know though, I think Hollister might have a better deal. Or maybe Old Navy? Cell phone shopping is so confusing. FUCK ME.

P.S. Did you hear about the chipmunk-spider that pissed all over The Scene Aesthetic? CLICK HERE TO READ ALL ABOUT IT!

You know what DOESN'T exist but I wish DID exist? Chipmunk Spiders.

You know what DOES exist that I wish DIDN'T exist? The Scene Aesthetic.

H8 that band so much. I would rather have sex with a Chipmunk Spider than listen to anything by Dashboard Confessional, oops, I mean The Scene Aesthetic.

In other news, check out the latest music video from The Scene Aesthetic by clicking RIGHT OVER HERE broooooo. Da music is so00oo0o catchy.

In other OTHER news, the one dude from The Scene Aesthetic has a sick as HELLLLLL lip ring. Should I get one too????? (or are lippy ringz too 1999?????)