The ALF Summer
posted by L. Greggo on April 17, 2009

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I was gone. Drank so many beers. Fuckin threw up on at least 4 people (one of which was a nun, don't ask me how that happened). The whole night was kinda blurry to me. I kinda remember making out with this one girl and she totally looked like ALF, that weird ass space alien from the 80s. Wait, now that I think about it, she looked more like Bryce Avary from the band The Rocket Summer.
Bryce Avary, ALF, same thing. They look exactly alike. They both look like weird ass space aliens from the 80s.
But for real though, I think I am going to invent a drinking game and call it "The Rocket Summer Drinking Game" (pretty original). Here is how you play. Get a shit load of beers and a Rocket Summer CD. Put on the CD. Every time a song sounds like shit, you have to pound a beer. Trust me, you will get fuckin BOMBED. Every song sounds like shit so make sure you have at least 10-20 kegs per person. LOLZ.
Bryce Avary, ALF, same thing. They look exactly alike. They both look like weird ass space aliens from the 80s.
But for real though, I think I am going to invent a drinking game and call it "The Rocket Summer Drinking Game" (pretty original). Here is how you play. Get a shit load of beers and a Rocket Summer CD. Put on the CD. Every time a song sounds like shit, you have to pound a beer. Trust me, you will get fuckin BOMBED. Every song sounds like shit so make sure you have at least 10-20 kegs per person. LOLZ.
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