Guys, can we get real for just a minute? Prom is coming up and I still don't have a date. I was having a "heart 2 heart" with my Dad and she was telling me that maybe I should try to change my look. She said maybe I should get a makeover and shit. It makes sense to me, if people don't like who you really are, then you should just be something you are not. DUH!!! SO now I am doing some serious thinking about what I want my new image to be. Can you help me out?

Should I rock Kobe b-ball jerseys to school? Or is that too "sporty spice michael jordan ar0d steroids USA Olympics energy drinks Gatorade bend it like beckham" and shittt? Not sure if I can pull off the "JOCK" look too good?

Maybe I should rock a Vimeo tee to skewL to try to impress da world wide web ladies? Or would that be too "internet fuckin lame collegehumor busted tees jakeandamir tumblr HD videos boring snooze blah blah blog" and shittttt? Not sure I can pull that look off, I don't even have a computer of my own (I am typing this blog from my local library).

Ya know what, fuck it, I got a great idea, I am just going to wear every piece of clothing The Killers ever put out. Do you like The Killers? Are we human or are we dancer? I think if I wear a different Killers shirt every single day, da ladies will want my c0cky m0nster in thur mouf. Ok, I am gonna do it. The Killers RAWK!!!!

UPDATE: So pissed off, my principal says my Killers shirts are considered to be "offensive and inappropriate" and he gave me detention for a whole week!!! He said that having a shirt that says "THE KILLERS" on it could provoke gang related activities. I am so pissed. I HATE SCHOOOOOOOOOL SO MUCH!!!!1!!! Hope my principal is reading this blog, H8 YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!! P.s. seniors rock!!!1!! No one can beat us!!!