Do you attend a design/art school in "the city." If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Have you taken a semester off of design/art school because you just needed to "figure shit out" and whatever? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Once you enrolled back into design/art school, did you fill out an application to study abroad because you were "just so fed up with the USA" and the "dickhead government" and whatever? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Once you arrived in (insert random country), were you totally pissed off because it was totally impossible to find Kashi brand products to eat? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

While you were in (insert random country), did you skip your classes to shoot some lame video blogs on your shitty DV camera then edit it on ur shitty Mac Laptop Powerbook thing and then post the video on Vimeo? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Oh fuck, hold on, my friend just IMed me a link to a picture of two cats cuddling each other. OMG THAT IS SOOOO CUTE!!! I never heard of this site before, is it new?!?! It is called CuteOverload.com. Seems pretty cool. Do you think the girl in The A.K.A.s visits cuteoverload.com or does she think she will lose "punk rock scene points" if anyone ever checks her Bookmarks on Firefox and sees cuteoverload in her Favz section? Do I lose punk rock scene points if I like sites like those CUTE ANIMAL LOL sites like icanhascheezburger.com and stuff??? Fugg man. All is want is to be kewl. Do you think I am kewl. Do you think ma fuckthatband blog iz KeWL? Should I blog less about bands and more about kittens? Hmmmm, let me know.

P.S. I know this post is long... LONG LIKE MY DICK!

P.S.S. I am a girl, so when I say I have a long dick, I really mean I have a long clit. Iz dat kEwL? Hope so.