This is going to be a blog about my future. It is obvious that I can't write for FuckThatBand.com for my whole life. I need to have a plan B once this website fizzles out. I think my plan B is going to be clothing. I am thinking about just starting a tee shirt company. No one has ever started one of those before. I think I have an "eye" for design. Also, I am going to print all my designs on American Apparel shirts. That should be a pretty cool thing to do. No one has thought of that before. I am a genius.

My clothing company is going to fuckin r00L because I am going to sponsor a bunch of cool bands. No one has ever thought of that before. I think my tee shirt company will try to sponsor unique and original bands, bands like Owl City. If I can get Owl City to wear my shit, I think I would be set.

Enough talk about clothing company shit, can we please chat about Owl City? I fucking LOVE them. I love that song called Such Great Heights. I really connect with the first couple lines in the song...

I am thinking it's a sign
that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned

I think I might design a tee with those lines on it. Maybe Rob Dobi will design it for me?

Or maybe I should just print the chorus on the shirt???

They will see us waving from such great heights,
come down now, they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
come down now, but we'll stay...

Man, I just really want to thank Owl City for writing that amazing song. I love that song so much. Owl City is so fuckin awesome.

P.S. I also love that one Owl City song called District Sleeps Alone Tonight. Smeeeeeared black inkkkkkk, ur palmz are sweatyyyyy...

Wait, did Zach Galifianakis join Death Cab For Cutie? Is so... death cab will suck no more!!! If this is just a cruel prank... shame on death cab.