This is a post about clothing. Do you wear clothing or do you just walk around and let your roast beef flop all around?

As much as I would love to just walk around and let my roast beef flop all around, I think I would get cold. With that being said, what better way to stay warm than to wear a hoodie!

Should I "support" my "boys" in Title Fight and purchase a Title Fight hoodie? Should my best friend also purchase the same exact fucking hoodie as me and wear it on the same day that I wear it? Should my best friend and I start a band called Basement and make music that sounds exactly like Title Fight? Should I make sure that my best friend and I wear our matching Title Fight hoodies during our next band promo pic?

So many questions in life, I am not sure if "living" life with all these unanswered "questions" is really worth it. I feel so sad. Clothing makes me sad.

In other clothing related news, what does it mean when my shirt's tag says "do not machine wash or tumble dry?" Is the tag just being sarcastic? Is it ok to wash it in my washing machine? Or maybe I should just never wash it just to be safe? Fuck. What would the band Basement do in this situation? If you guys are reading this post, please let me know what I should do. Wash or not?

In closing, there are 2 things in life you always need to remember:

1. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty! You can wear your pants FOREVER.

2. The music that Basement makes is original as hell. It doesn't sound anything like Title Fight at all. Not one bit. Not at all. Nope. Not one smidge. No similarities at all. None. Zip. Zero.

Today is Thursday, November 26th, 2009 and if you live in America then you know that today is Thanksgiving!!! (and if you don't live in America, you live in a grass hut probably cuz UR p00r... jus sayin)

People all over the internet are posting about all the things that they are thankful for. I am going to take this opportunity to blog about the top ten things that I am thankful for (in no particular order of course).

1. I am thankful for all the fans of FuckThatBand.com; they are the coolest, smartest, most attractive people ever. And, they are all young. Being young is the best. I am 16 so I know what I am talking about. The youth is taking over. This blog is for the youth (17-21). If you are over 21 years old, please don't read this blog because "you just don't get it" and if you are over 21... you are just an old CREEP. I hate old creeps. I wish there was a "law" in the "scene" that said ANYONE OVER 21 CANNOT BE IN THE SCENE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO OLD. 22 year olds are fuckin OLD!!! 23 years olds are OLD!!! OLD PEOPLE SUCK!!!

2. I am thankful for my pet cat named Sprinkles. You are the best cat ever. I love to force your little cat paws on my Casio keyboard and yell into your ears "EL OH EL YOU ARE KEYBOARD CAT EL OH EL!" I don't know why you bite me when I do that. Ur a pussy I guess (get it?!?!??!! pussy! pussy cat!!! i crack myself up)

3. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Shitty Fight (i crack myself up).

4. I am thankful for my mom. Thank you to my mom for always giving me money for "merch" every single Friday and Saturday night when me and my girls go to "shows" to "support our scene." I fuckin got the coolest mom ever, my mom is so much cooler than your mom! P.S. my mom smokes pot, SHE RULES! Oh, and she is going to buy me a car when I turn 17 next month. FRIG YAH!

5. I am thankful for my stepdad. Thank you so much for always giving me and my girls a ride every single Friday and Saturday night to the punk rock shows. I am still confused why you always grab my ass though when I leave the car. But whatever, ur kinda hot so its chill.

6. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Crappy Fight (i crack myself up).

7. I am thankful for chocolate chip cookies (FYI, I call drugs chocolate chip cookies, it sounds much more CUTE if I tell my mom I am meeting my Chocolate Chip Cookie dealer rather than saying I am meeting my DRUG DEALER).

8. I am thankful for the whole Junior class at my High School. We are the best. We are better than the Seniors. We will rule the school next year. I cannot wait until senior year. Have you seen High School Musical? Shit is tight, am I right?

9. I am thankful for all the music that Title Fight puts out. JK. Title Fight? More like Smelly Balls Fight (i crack myself up).

10. I am thankful that I am young. Being young rules.

11. I am thankful for my sick ass eraser collection. Erasers are fuckin AWESOME!!!!!!!! How big is your eraser collection? Email me and let me know.

Happy Thanksgiving, losers.

P.S. Other Title Fight posts can be found HERE and HERE but who the fuck cares anyways so just forget that I told you.

I'm thinking about starting a band. I want the whole band to dress up like clowns. I want someone in my band who looks just like Guy Fieri from The Food Network. I think if I started a band like this, we could be huge. I think Drive Thru Records would sign us (love you Richie and Stephie). That would be da shit!

Maybe if Drive Thru Records passes on us, we can send our demos out to Run For Cover Records??? I mean, if Run For Cover Records signed those little shits in Title Fight, they sure as hell would sign my CLOWN BAND!!!! Clown bands are the WAVE OF THE FUTURE!!!

Will you help me start a band like this? I need you to donate as much face paint as you can to me. I can't afford to buy face paint because I am saving money for a 6th generation iPhone. If you send me face paint, I will send you coupons for Pizza Hut. Everyone likes Pizza Hut... RIGHT????? I know those dudes in Title Fight like pizza so YOU should too!

While I was "chilling out" on this ultra cool underground indie social networking site called MySpace.com, I came across a band called Title Fight.

I think they are a joke/comedy band, kinda like Tenacious D or Creed. Title Fight has some LOL music up on their page. I LOLd. Aside from their LOL music, they also had LOL comments from their LOL fans. Imagine that?!?!

Here are 2 examples of LOL comments:

"your music is like my life soundtrack."

(Hey bra, you got a shitty life then.)

"i hope you guys come to new mexico on tour sometime."

(Hey bra, I heard New Mexico has a shit ton of UFO sightings and stuff every year. If that is true, then by all means let us all hope that Title Fight tours there for the huge possibility that they get abducted by space aliens and are never seen on this planet again.)

P.S. Title Fight brings the suck, bra. Jus sayin.