I would rather listen to my grandma having phone sex with my grandpa than listen to Silverstein. Just sayin'

There is so much more I want to write about Silverstein but I am just so busy right now. I am so frustrated! I am trying to figure out how to setup this linksys wireless router!!! OMG teh internet iz so complicated. Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated. Life's like this you... and you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it... no... no... no...

Attention Walmart shoppers, we are now selling sick ass "punk rawk" tee shirts. Check out our music section and look for the sign that says "Victory Records Fan 2-Pack." You have your choice of the following Fan Packs: Between the Buried and Me (Yawn), Aiden (Still a Band?), Bayside (LOL), Silverstein (Canada, ya I know, I didn’t think people lived their either), and Atreyu (More Bats and More Eyeliner Please). These are great stocking stuffers! Collect all 5!

Walmart better watch out because I am sure there will be at least one thousand law suits against them from angry parents whose children broke their arms and legs inside of the store. How did they break their arms and legs? How do you think! I got two words for you, SICK... MOSH...

Can you blame the kiddies for moshing though? I mean, it isn’t everyday that you can go inside of a store and get shitty as hell Victory Records merchandise plus grab some even shittier Sam's Choice Soda (omg Mountain Lighting and Dr. Thunder, holler at it!).