Wait, are headbands still cool? WTF? Did I miss the memo? Shit, hold on, let me check my livejournal, my tumblr, my twitter, my xanga, my facebookz, my myspace... FUCK, none of these sites are telling me that headbands are cool. Should I just trust Rookie of the Year and start rocking a headband?

I am afraid to wear a headband though, what if the headband soaks up any musical talent that I might have? It is clear as day that the head band soaked up all of Rookie of the Years talent. Shit. This is some scary stuff. Man, I need a drink.

(gulp gulp gulp)

Oh gross!!! I just took a sip of the Mountain Dew that was on my desk but forgot that the soda was a day old and had been sitting there for over 24 hours. You can imagine how bad it tasted. If I was wearing a headband, would that have helped me to remember that my soda was old and I shoulda went to the refrigerator to get a fresh/cold one? If I start wearing a head band, will Rookie of the Year let me join their band? I do play the trumpet. I am trying to start a ska band. Is that cool?

If anyone from Rookie of the Year is reading this, can I join your band? Please email me and let me know. We need to take Rookie in a new direction, and that direction is SKA. Lets stop touring with Secondhand Serenade 369 days out of the year and lets start touring with Ska bands man. Ska is coming back, broooooooooooooooooo.