Hey guys, I'm really sweaty 'cause I just got back from my track meet. I officially broke all of Northface High's sprinting records, and I pretty much have a full ride to any college or university I want to go to. I'm leaning towards University of Phoenix, but only if they have co-ed dorms.

I'm supposed to have good sportsmanship on the track, but this is my blog and I can say whatever I want so here it goes. I totally fucked up the other team today. They were from Lands End High but call their team Runner Runner. First of all, who names a track team? Second of all, that is the dumbest fucking name for a track team I have ever heard. Way to be so obvious about what you do. Or in their case, ATTEMPT to do... hahahahahahaha lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol! Lol!

These guys were SO weird. They dress up in neon outfits, knee socks and sweatbands and take pictures with each other. They made a Myspace page to post these pictures for all 10 of their "fans" (14-year-old girls will be fans of anything these days). They all have Twitters and they post stupid non-running-related things on it all day long. They call practice "rehearsal" and refer to all of their meets as "shows." They even wrote a bunch of lame-ass songs about chasing after girls. They don't mention one thing about passing batons, hurdling, or crossing the finish line. Who the fuck ARE these guys and WHY ARE THEY MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE HIGH SCHOOL TRACK WORLD?

I HAVE SERIOUSLY GIVEN UP EVERYTHING TO BECOME A TRACK STAR. I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING BUT LUNA BARS AND GATORADE FOR 17 WEEKS AND I HAVE NEVER EVEN KISSED A GIRL UNDER THE BLEACHERS. TO HAVE THESE DICKWADS MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TRACK AND FIELD SPORTS IS JUST SO FUCKED UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!

If you want to be a fucking band, just be a fucking band! Call yourselves Musician Musician and get on with it.