Do you guys like Rookie of the Year? Have you heard their HIT SINGLE (lol) called "Sooner Or Later?" Those lyrics are EPIC!!! Here is a taste:

Your necklace around my neck
I'm still wearing
It's all frayed now
but I tied a new knot

I think that song might be about Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav likes to wear necklaces. So that song is OBV about HIM!!! This isn't rocket science. DUHHHH

I think the one dude from Rookie of the Year might have had a flingor fling with Flavor Flav. They were a cute couple. They both wore matching HUGE ASS CLOCK necklaces and shit. Rumor has it though that Flavor Flav broke up with the Rookie guy because the Rookie guy's neck wasn't strong enough to wear those huge ass clock necklaces. Flavor Flav isn't down with people with weak necks. He don't give a shit if you got a back problem! IF YOU CAN'T HANG WITH HIS STYLE OF NECKLACE THAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE KITCHEN!

I heard they are still friends though, so that is a good thing. Rumor has it that Flavor Flav is going to produce/ engineer/ mix/ record/whatever Rookie of the Year's next radical release. I am so pumped. I hope the new shit is just as boring as "Sweet Attention." LOLZ. I hope Flavor Flav does some background vocals on a track or ten. I'd mosh.

P.S. For another LOL Rookie of the Year post, click HERE you loser.

When the heck is Nirvana going on tour again? I haven't heard anything new from those guys since 1994. Kinda bummed. Maybe they have been busy in the studio recording a sick new release? I hope it comes out soon. I hope they play at this years Ozzfest or tour this summer with Rookie of the Year.

UPDATE: Wow, great news! I just read that Nirvana added a new member to the already flawless line up. The newest addition is ex vocalist from the band called The Phoenix Suns, Charles Barkley. Barkley's old band, The Phoenix Suns, have apparently just announced a break up earlier in the week and sources are confirming that Barkley is now doing back up vocals/rhythm guitars for Nirvana. I am so excited to hear their new shit.

Wait, are headbands still cool? WTF? Did I miss the memo? Shit, hold on, let me check my livejournal, my tumblr, my twitter, my xanga, my facebookz, my myspace... FUCK, none of these sites are telling me that headbands are cool. Should I just trust Rookie of the Year and start rocking a headband?

I am afraid to wear a headband though, what if the headband soaks up any musical talent that I might have? It is clear as day that the head band soaked up all of Rookie of the Years talent. Shit. This is some scary stuff. Man, I need a drink.

(gulp gulp gulp)

Oh gross!!! I just took a sip of the Mountain Dew that was on my desk but forgot that the soda was a day old and had been sitting there for over 24 hours. You can imagine how bad it tasted. If I was wearing a headband, would that have helped me to remember that my soda was old and I shoulda went to the refrigerator to get a fresh/cold one? If I start wearing a head band, will Rookie of the Year let me join their band? I do play the trumpet. I am trying to start a ska band. Is that cool?

If anyone from Rookie of the Year is reading this, can I join your band? Please email me and let me know. We need to take Rookie in a new direction, and that direction is SKA. Lets stop touring with Secondhand Serenade 369 days out of the year and lets start touring with Ska bands man. Ska is coming back, broooooooooooooooooo.