Dude, I got to show you the sweet new dick tattoo that I got. I had to get wasted cuz it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat.

The tattoo is a meaningful quote from the most meaningful band on this planet. The band is called The Plain White Tee Shirts and this is the quote:

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.*

*Please note that the font I chose to get this quote tattooed on me is Wingdings. I thought Arial, Times New Roman, and Helvetica were JUST TOO BORING. BORING = CONFORMITY and I will never conform. EVER!

ANYWAYS

Do you like that quote above? Do you know where I can see n00dz of "Delilah?" Do you like The Plain White Tee Shirts? Are they the most meaningful band on this planet? Should we even try to get an interview on FuckThatBand.com with The Plain White Tee Shirts or are they too busy hanging out on iCary? Do you think that The Plain White Tee Shirts are sellouts cuz they were on iCarly? Do you think the girl from iCarly (Miranda Cosgrove) really knows how to jam out some nasty ass Metallica or Slayer licks?

These are all really good questions... please email ASAP with your responses or I just might "OFF" myself. Just sayin'

Member of Artist Vs Poet: Bro, I love to grab my dick, grabbing dicks is fuckin radical. There are 3 things that I love in life: our new CD, that hey there Delilah song by Plain White T's, and grabbing my dick.

Another member of Artist Vs Poet: Dude, my three favorite things in life are as followed: our new CD on Fearless Records, that hey there Delilah song by Plain White T's (oooooh its TWAT you do to meeeeeee), and watching you grab your dick.

Another member of Artist Vs Poet: Dude, during the next photo shoot, lets all grab our dicks... or even better, we can grab each others dicks!!!!

All of Artist Vs Poet: (in the cliche BORAT voice) HIGH FIVE!!! Wawa-wee-waaaa!!!!!!