A moment of silence for my boys in Phantom Planet since they broke up a few weeks back. (insert cricket noises) Ok, now serious question, do you think these guys called each other up last night to see what everyone was wearing? Look, they're wearing the same shirts. What girls. Girls do stuff like that. Do you think their period schedules are synced up too, or no? Do you think they will all get preggo together??? Will the members breast feed the babies or will they just do regular milk??? I heard breast feeding is better for da babyz. I wonder what does Phantom Planet breast milk taste like... a vanilla milkshake?!??!?!

Califoooooooorrrnnniaaaa. Here we CUM!!! Get it? I typed CUM instead of COME. I am tricky as fuck. But let me get honest for a second. I'd rather watch all 4 seasons and 92 episodes of the OC than listen to one second of Phantom Planet. Although they made the OC theme song so I guess I'd be screwed either way. Fuck.

All this typing is making me thirsty, off to get a vanilla milkshake from Burger King. When I talk to the person at the cash register, I will just tell them I want a medium Phantom Planet Breast Milkshake. They will know what I mean, right?!!?!?!?!?! YoUr WaY RiGhT AwAy. The king knows wuz up. Fuck Ronald (ba da da da da im hatin' it), it is all about da king in 2k9.