Wowzers, it has been a long time since we here at FuckThatBand.com blogged about some shit. So sorry! We have been really busy working at various awesome stores like wet seal, forever 21, heritage, target, payless, american eagle, mcdonalds, etc. Why are we all working? It is because we are saving for college. We started FuckThatBand.com as a way to earn $$$ for college but with the constant increase in college tuition (and the recession), this site isn't making the cut anymore so we felt that we needed to enter corporate America for some financial help (p.s. the discounts are SICK at forever21! 40% off??? I'LL TAKE IT, BABY!!! O-FACE!!!)

Speaking of college, I am thinking about applying to schools in NYC. Rumor has it that it is a "chill" place and shit. Don't believe me? Check out this picture of the rock stars known as A Wilhelm Scream partying in Manhattan (or Brooklyn). They look like they are having fun. I am so jeals of them. I think they are on their way to some uber kew bar in NYC called Angelz and Kingz or some shit. UR DRINKIN!

Wait. You don't know who A Wilhelm Scream are? Well you heard it here first; they are a brand new band that just formed a few days ago. They make music that kinda sounds like Third Eye Blind (I wish you would step up off that ledge my friendster) meets U2 (Bono iz hot, the edge is hot too - I like his hats). Anyways, I am calling it right now; A Wilhelm Scream is going to be the breakout artist of 2010. They are def the best new band of the year. These guys have only been a band for a few hours but I know they will impact "the scene" this year and at least 100 more years to cum/come. I wonder when their first CD will be released? I hope soon.

EDIT: We have gotten a ton of emails about this post. Apparently, A Wilhelm Scream are not in NYC in that picture above??? Apparently, it is Australia?... Australia? More like... WHEREstralia! My guess is that A Wilhelm Scream was booted from the hemisphere by Obama, who pretty much runs the upper half of the earth. A Wilhelm Scream are now probably permanent citizens of Australia, mostly because Australians are funny-talking alcoholic white people and kangaroos who think that A Wilhelm Scream's music sounds like beautiful opera music. You see, RAAAAAAAAAH translates to OOOOOOOOoooooo in Australian. So now they're the permanent opening act for all operas at The Sydney Opera House.

Ok, gotta go log onto chatroulette now because seeing dudes jerk off on webcamz is so0o0o0 indie. FTW

P.S. Smackin' Isaiah r00lz.

P.S.S. Smackin' who? lol

This message is for the d00dz in the band called A Loss For Words. I was chatting on skype last night with my boy Larry Bird and he told me to tell you guys that your merch was fuckin weak sauce yo. He straight up said he hated it. Hey man, don't kill the messenger, I am just relaying the message. xoxox

Huge congrats to my boys in A Loss For Words. They sold a grand total of 4 cds so far! I am so pumped for them. A+ Jams!

P.S. Sick Have Heart shirt braaaaaa. But seriously dawg, you shoulda wore your Mongoloids shirt instead cuz Mongoz got more $treet cred. UR MOSHIN'

+100 Scene Points

Do you attend a design/art school in "the city." If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Have you taken a semester off of design/art school because you just needed to "figure shit out" and whatever? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Once you enrolled back into design/art school, did you fill out an application to study abroad because you were "just so fed up with the USA" and the "dickhead government" and whatever? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Once you arrived in (insert random country), were you totally pissed off because it was totally impossible to find Kashi brand products to eat? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

While you were in (insert random country), did you skip your classes to shoot some lame video blogs on your shitty DV camera then edit it on ur shitty Mac Laptop Powerbook thing and then post the video on Vimeo? If the answer is yes then you probably listen to The A.K.A.s.

Oh fuck, hold on, my friend just IMed me a link to a picture of two cats cuddling each other. OMG THAT IS SOOOO CUTE!!! I never heard of this site before, is it new?!?! It is called CuteOverload.com. Seems pretty cool. Do you think the girl in The A.K.A.s visits cuteoverload.com or does she think she will lose "punk rock scene points" if anyone ever checks her Bookmarks on Firefox and sees cuteoverload in her Favz section? Do I lose punk rock scene points if I like sites like those CUTE ANIMAL LOL sites like icanhascheezburger.com and stuff??? Fugg man. All is want is to be kewl. Do you think I am kewl. Do you think ma fuckthatband blog iz KeWL? Should I blog less about bands and more about kittens? Hmmmm, let me know.

P.S. I know this post is long... LONG LIKE MY DICK!

P.S.S. I am a girl, so when I say I have a long dick, I really mean I have a long clit. Iz dat kEwL? Hope so.

I hate to get all "remember the 90's" on your asses but do you guys remember that band Reel Big Fish? Holy smokes, get this... they are STILLLLL a band. I cannot believe that shit either. Ska is sooooo dead brooooooo but I guess Reel Big Fish didn't get the memo? I wish they did though.

You know that gross taste in your mouth that you get when you drink orange juice right after you brushed your teeth??? That taste is pretty much the same taste I got in my mouth when I heard Reel Big Fish was still touring. I hope this is all just a bad dream.

H8 ska kids so much. H8 skanking. H8 horns. Hate checkers. Hate suspenders. Hate Catch 22. Hate Less Than Jake. Hate Pezz. Hate having "fun" at "shows." Hate "doing it" for "the kids." Hate it all. No thank you.

P.S. Yo, remember when The Mighty Mighty Bosstones were in that movie CLUELESS??? FUCKKKKIN SO LOL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE IMPRESSION THAT I GET!!!!!! TEE HEE HEE HEE!!!1!!!!!