On Borrowed Scrunched Up Faces
posted by T. Hill on April 7, 2010
Sigh. I was wondering how long it would take for hip-hop gang-bangers to infiltrate the punk rawk scene. I guess my wondering is over because On Borrowed Time is all up in my face, yo! Queens, NY represent! You know how we do!
First of all On Borrowed Time, put away your lame gang signs. This is punk rawk!! The only acceptable hand signs are "devil horns" and occasionally the sign language version of "I love you," which people commonly mistake for devil horns by accidentally sticking out their thumb.
Secondly, your promo pic kinda looks like you're in a fucking low security jail held in by a chain link fence. You can't make punk music from jail. The only thing you can make are license plates and homemade shanks. Homemade shanks for fuckin chill though, should I open an Etsy.com store and sell cute homemade DIY shanks? I love Etsy.com, do you like Etsy.com? Etsy is this super cute website that provides the general public with a way to buy and sell handmade items as well as vintage items and craft supplies... it is totes cute. I wonder if any of the members of On Borrowed Time have a storefront on Etsy?
Third of all, what's with the backpacks that you guys are wearing? Are you guys still in middle school? What do you have inside of those jansports? Intro to Algebra books? Punk Rawkers don't need MATH!!! Duh! Throw those books away and throw those book bags away. (or maybe you guys are wearing parachutes? In that case... keep em! Parachutes are cool and you never know when you might randomly jump out of an airplane just for shits and gigglezz)
Fourth of all, your tattoos aren't punk rawk enough. There are no flames, Bam heart-o-grams, or anarchy signs. Fuck. Lame.
Fifth of all, punks don't wear baseball hats. Are you guys jocks? Jocks don't belong in the scene! (Unless you are that band called Conditions... lacrosse players are so0o0o0 hawt 4e)
In other news, should I start a post-hardcore band and make scrunchy faces all day? Will that get me chicks? Will that get me laid? Will that get me scene points? PLZ HELP ME! I NEED TO KNOW! PLZ GOD IF YOU HEAR ME, GIVE ME A SIGN! I AM SO CONFUZED!
First of all On Borrowed Time, put away your lame gang signs. This is punk rawk!! The only acceptable hand signs are "devil horns" and occasionally the sign language version of "I love you," which people commonly mistake for devil horns by accidentally sticking out their thumb.
Secondly, your promo pic kinda looks like you're in a fucking low security jail held in by a chain link fence. You can't make punk music from jail. The only thing you can make are license plates and homemade shanks. Homemade shanks for fuckin chill though, should I open an Etsy.com store and sell cute homemade DIY shanks? I love Etsy.com, do you like Etsy.com? Etsy is this super cute website that provides the general public with a way to buy and sell handmade items as well as vintage items and craft supplies... it is totes cute. I wonder if any of the members of On Borrowed Time have a storefront on Etsy?
Third of all, what's with the backpacks that you guys are wearing? Are you guys still in middle school? What do you have inside of those jansports? Intro to Algebra books? Punk Rawkers don't need MATH!!! Duh! Throw those books away and throw those book bags away. (or maybe you guys are wearing parachutes? In that case... keep em! Parachutes are cool and you never know when you might randomly jump out of an airplane just for shits and gigglezz)
Fourth of all, your tattoos aren't punk rawk enough. There are no flames, Bam heart-o-grams, or anarchy signs. Fuck. Lame.
Fifth of all, punks don't wear baseball hats. Are you guys jocks? Jocks don't belong in the scene! (Unless you are that band called Conditions... lacrosse players are so0o0o0 hawt 4e)
In other news, should I start a post-hardcore band and make scrunchy faces all day? Will that get me chicks? Will that get me laid? Will that get me scene points? PLZ HELP ME! I NEED TO KNOW! PLZ GOD IF YOU HEAR ME, GIVE ME A SIGN! I AM SO CONFUZED!
Topics: On Borrowed Time, Conditions
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