Everyone keeps chatting about this band from Pennsylvania called The Wonder Years. I decided to finally check them out and I came across this band picture of them that I thought was extremely odd (to say the least).

The members of the band look fuckin young as shit. I never knew they were that young and I never knew that had a girl in the band. I also never knew that they were a three piece band. This is a weird band promo they took.

I wonder why they decided to take this strange band picture. Maybe it is some sort of viral marketing campaign they are trying out in effort to get amazing music bloggers to blog about them. Welp, if that is the case, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BROS!!! We here at FuckThatBand.com are THEE music bloggers. You're welcome.

For another post about The Wonder Years, click here and suck on that post's dick. Remember, mean people suck and happy people swallow. LOL? YES!

Life sucks. I think I have A.D.H.D. (attention deficit hyper disorder for all you IDIOTS out there) and it really is hard to concentrate on shit. I just can't stand still and it is really starting to piss me off. Should I take medicine/drugs to "help" me? I heard the following could possibly "help" me:

-Ritalin
-Flintstones chewable vitamins
-Adderall
-Cough medicine
-Chap Stick
-Rock Star Energy Drink
-Blood from my sister's neck (fyi, I might be a vampire?)
-Sudafed
-Tylenol
-Reese's Pieces
-Polly-O String Cheese

Maybe I should just let music be my medication??? Is there any music out there that is really boring??? I just need to hear some boring music that will make me snooze so that I can stop being so fuckin hyper. Do you recommend any bands that can make me fall asleep?!?!?!

Oh! You think I should listen to All or Nothing? Ok, let me give them a try...

2 MINUTES LATER

Wow, the music that All or Nothing makes is about as exciting as a chess match. These snooze jams are exactly what I needed!!! Thank you so much for the recommendation!!! ILU ALL <3!!!

P.S. Where is All or Nothing from? They are from some place called Birmingham,
United Kingdom. Where is that?! I have no idea; I think it is kinda by West Virginia or some other back woodsy hick area of the United States. INSERT HILL BILLY USA LOLZ HERE.

P.S.S. LOL @ Shook Ones tee. Damm yo, Shook Ones? Come on man. Fuckin' Kid Dynamite wanna be garbage. No thanks, I'm good.

Dude, my car has been smelling like shit the past 3 weeks. Time for me to clean it, I guess? Oh, look what I just found, a half eaten sub from Subway that has been in my Dodge Neon since last Friday, gotta love them chicken teriyaki subs, bro. (sniff sniff) Hmmmm, that isn't what stinks though. I shall keep looking.

Oh, what do we have here? It is my old Adidas sneakers that I used for gym class last year. Maybe the shoes are making my car smell like shit? (sniff sniff) Damm, these things DO smell like used condoms but this isn't the smell that is killing my car!!!! What the hell smells so bad in my car?????? I shall keep looking.

Wait! WTF! Stop the presses. Pause your fuckin Nintendo. How the fuck did this CD of The Wonder Years get in MY car???? Let me give this CD a smell... (sniff sniff) UGHHHHHHHH FUCKKKK THIS SMELLS TERRIBLE!!! This wonder years release smells like burning tires, moth balls, L.A. Looks hair gel, and chicken McNuggets. Fuck. I think I am going to be sick. The Wonder Years... DO NOT WANT.

So mad at The Wonder Years, they ruined my Dodge Neon. Ugh. H8 u guyz. H8 u No Sleep Records.