Oh god. Tooth & Nail does it again. Remember a few weeks back when we posted about the Copeland coffee mugs? Well, we got another merch find that is quite possibly worse than the coffee mugs. Picture this, MxPx Soda. Yes, we are NOT kidding. The following is taken directly from the page where you can purchase the soda:

"A very limited number of MxPx Jones Soda bottle sets were made in support of the release of MxPx's "Secret Weapon." We recently uncovered 15 complete sets and are offering them for sale exclusively in the Tooth & Nail store. These bottles were never available in stores and once they sell out, they will never [be] produced again! Each set of 4 bottles includes four unique labels (Mike, Tom, Yuri, and band), all inspired by the "Secret Weapon" album artwork. Yuri and Tom's bottles are Vanilla Cola (discontinued in the United States in 2005) and Mike and the band's bottles are Cream Soda. Get yours while you can!"

Holy shit. Come on. I would rather drink my own PISS than drink Jones Soda in general, and now you idiots are trying to sell me MxPx Jones Soda?! That should be illegal in this country. Oh wait, and also, did you see how much this shit is? Fifty fucking dollars?! No way. I would rather take my fifty dollars, throw it in a deep fryer and eat it. I am sure it will taste better than that MxPx soda (and I am sure it is healthier too).

I cannot wait to see what terrible merchandise Tooth & Nail will come out with next. I just cannot wait. Don't let me down.

This just in: the drummer of MxPx looks sorta like Butt-Head from that MTV cartoon Beavis and Butt-Head??? Yeah, he does.

This also just in: MxPx sucked 10 years ago and they still suck today.

Just sayin'