Umm... Yeah... Umm... Does that say Labia Starship?????? I am fuckin' positive that it does because there is no way in hell that it says Cobra Starship.

LOL @ shitty logos and shitty fonts.

"I make them good girls go bad" -The Labia Starships

P.S. DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? IF YOU SEND THIS LABIA STARSHIP POST TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES YOU WILL KNOW WHO YOUR CRUSH IS. AFTER YOU SEND THE POSTS, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. LOL.

What is that smell? Did I step in dog shit? Let me check my shoes. Nope, no dog shit there. Something is really stanking up my trendy studio apartment.

OH WOW!!! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! The thing that is making my apartment smell like dead babies/ Taco Bell/ burning tires/ gasoline/ Liz Claiborne cologne/ etc is the latest Cobra Starship CD that is sitting on my phat ass IKEA kitchen table. Their new release, it smells terrible. What do I do??? Wait, I have an idea... FEBREZE!!! My mom gave me some Febreze and she totally raves about it. She says it is the only thing that can make her vagina stop smelling like a horse farm.

Ok, here I go! (SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY!)

Ugh!!!! I sprayed Febreze Extra Strength Odor Eliminator all over the CD and it still smells horrendous!!! Fuck this!!!

Big fuck you to Cobra Starship for ruining my apartment. I think I am going to light my apartment on fire. I am going to watch it burn. Who needs a place to live, anyway? Having a home is overrated. I want to be more punk rock. Real punks don't have a home. I would rather just be homeless and creepy. I would rather just spend my days over at my local library being a creep and reading creepy books. Then, after they kick me out of the library, I would just walk over to my local Apple Store. That is the location where I can log onto the internet and look at p0rn. Looking at pur-no in a public setting is such an UBER turn on. Bill Gates would approve, right? That is why he invented Apple Stores.

P.S. Midtown iz kewl.

Just got an email earlier. The person is speaking about our Midtown post from a few days ago called "Midtown Music On The Internet?"

I am really confused... Midtown broke up? Lies. Fuckin lies. I hate lies so much. People who spread lies are total assholes. I hate it when people spread dumb rumors about bands breaking up. NOT KEWL DUDE.

But seriously though, can someone give me a ride to the Midtown show next week in the city??? My mom is being a total BITCH HOE SKANK right now and refuses to drive me because she works 2 jobs and says she is too tired. Fuck her. She is poor, NOT MY PROBLEM!!! UGHHHHHHHH.

P.S. Have you heard that new Midtown song yet??? The one called "Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)" and I am calling it right now, it is TOTALLY gonna be the SONG OF THE SUMMER. For realsies.

I am looking for a place where I can buy music online. It is really hard to get music online. I just don't feel like driving to my local record store anymore, gas prices man, TOO HIGH DUDE. I figured it is easier to just get my songs from the internet. Ya know what I mean?

Have you guys ever heard of iTunes? I hear it is a place where I can buy music. Can I search by artist? I am looking for some stuff from the band called Midtown. You guys probably never heard of Midtown. Midtown is going to be huge.

Midtown has a bunch of great songs. Here is a list of Midtown songs you need to download ASAP.

1. Guilty Pleasure
2. The City is at War
3. Guilty Pleasure
4. The City is at War
5. Guilty Pleasure
6. The City is at War

I love punk rock music. Music is my life. Midtown is my life. MTV is my life. Twitter is my life. McDonalds Dollar menu is my life. Costco is my life. Verizon BlackBerry CrackBerry is my life. FuckThatBand.com is my life. FuckThatBand.com is your life. FuckThatBand.com is my present to you. Happy Birthday.

Gabe Saporta (ex Midtown, current Cobra Starship) totally reminds me of Vanilla Ice. The two of them also have a great deal in common, they both suck. Ya know?