Dude, we need to blog about Linkin Park more on this site. I can't think of a band that has impacted "the scene" more than Linkin Park (well, Hey Monday sorta comes close though).

But for real, HUGEEEEEE congratulations to my boys in Linkin Park for opening up their first zoo! I heard they have these sick ass nu metal talking parrots at the zoo. The parrots can sing all the lyrics to that LP song called "Crawling."

"Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal, fear is how I fall, confusing what is real..." -Linkin Park

Fuck, those lyrics are the best. Hybrid Theory was the sickest album ever!!!!! I cannot wait until I turn 18, I am totally gonna get a Linkin Park tattoo on my fuckin forearm!!! Or maybe I should get it on my forehead??? Or maybe on my foreskin??? Either way, Linkin Park totally "gets me" and I don't know if I would "still be here" if it wasn't for Linkin Park and their poetry/lyrics.

In other news, I am praying to God that Linkin Park goes on tour this summer with that band Hey Monday. Imagine that? Shit. The world would never be ready. That would be the best. Cassadee Pope (singer of Hey Monday) loves Linkin Park!!! If it wasn't for Linkin Park, Hey Monday would not be a band!!! I FUCKIN LOVE LINKIN PARK AND I FUCKIN LOVE HEY MONDAY AND I FUCKIN LOVE CASSADEE POPE AND I WANT TO SUCK HER DICK SO BADDDDD!!!!

P.S. For another Linkin Park post, click here.

P.P.S.S. For another Hey Monday post, click here or here or here. Insert LOLZ to da maxxx.

We need to do more blog post about sports. Sports are really popular and I think this site could get more popularz is we chatted more about sports. I think sports are KEWL. Do you like sports? I do. My favorite sport is pillow fighting.

I really like pillow fights. Everyone does. Pillow fights are usually super fun... unless... you have music by Hey Monday playing in the background. Hey Monday music is pretty much the ONLY THING that can ruin a good pillow fight. I fucking hate Hey Monday. Here, take this pillow out of the pillow case, now take these rocks, put the rocks inside the pillow case, now beat my head in with this pillow case that you just filled with rocks. I would rather have the pain of rocks hitting my skull than listen to one second of Hey Monday.

In other news, me and all my girl friends, we had a sleepover (also known as a pajama party or a slumber party) last night. It was awesome. We played board games, watched movies, ordered pizza, and played light as a feather/stiff as a board. Then, after all that fun shit, we had a pillow fight. It was really fun until I had an asthma attack. I went to the hospital. FUCKKK!!! Everyone made fun of me. Whatever. But seriously though, I need more friends who have asthma so we can talk about the latest inhalers and peak flow meters and shittttt. Fuck chronic lung disease. Holler at ma ballz. I'm out. Peace.

Every time you listen to Hey Monday, you turn a normal apple into a fucking crazy monster apple with teeth and shit and then the apple fuckin kills people!!!! This is why you must be careful with what you listen to on your ipod.

The holidays are here and we are just about done with 2008. It is that time of year again, time for every idiot music site out there to release their top 10 from the past 365 days (who cares, yo). We are no different than those assholes (we are trendy nerdz); the following is OURRRR top 10 releases of 2008. We do it a bit different here though; these are the 10 releases from 2008 that made us contemplate punching the shit out of a huge bee hive because getting stung by 1,000+ bees is a better feeling than listening to the following releases from 2008:

10. Dear and the Headlights - Drunk Like Bible Times
09. Houston Calls - The End of an Error...
08. The Morning Light - The Morning Light
07. Anberlin - New Surrender
06. Hey Monday - Hold On Tight
05. The Years Gone By - Forever Comes Too Soon
04. Fall of Troy - Phantom of the Horizon
03. MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
02. Artist Vs Poet - Artist Vs Poet
01. Forever the Sickest Kids - Underdog Alma Mater

Those releases, oh man, I would rather have my ball sack stung by a million bees than listen to the albums on that list again.

Wait, scratch that, I would rather have the bees rip open my ball sack with their stingers, enter my ball sack, and sting my actual balls a zillion times. Fuck, that sounds more appealing than listening to those tunes on that top 10 list. Can't wait until 2009.

If there is one day that I cannot stand, that day has to be Monday. There is nothing good about it; Monday classes suck in school, Monday always sucks at work, etc. Now there is a band called Hey Monday. After listening to this band, I feel depressed. Today isn't even Monday but after hearing these tunes, It feels like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all quite and now we are left with only Monday. Every fuckin day is now Monday. No more parties, no more fun weekend, just... shitty... Monday. Thank you very much to Hey Monday for ruining my whole week.