If you ask me, the dudes in the band called Data Select Party totally look like vampires. Wait, they really ARE vampires???? Wow... Shit... That must be why their music BITES!!! Get it, bites?!?!?! Get it? I'm pretty good with words.

Anyways, I just checked out Wikipedia and it says that vampires live forever? Fuck! Do you know what this means? This means that the music of Data Select Party will never ever EVER DIE; and it also means that their Scrabble game is never ever EVER going to end!!! What the fuck should I do?!?!

For real though, I need to stop blogging about music and start blogging about board games. Do you like Scrabble? Sure you do. Here are two of my favorite words to use that really get you a ton of points! Feel free to use them in your next Scrabble game (you're welcome!).

Zax - a tool used to cut and punch nail holes in roofing slate (or a tool you can use to cut your ears off after you have listened to Data Select Party).

Adz - an axe-like tool used for carpentry work (or a tool you can use to cut your ears off after you have listened to Data Select Party).

Those 2 words are real, they are in that official Scrabble dictionary book thing. So don't let your asshole friends be all like "Dude, that's not a real word!" Look your friends right in the face and tell them to fuck off.

In other news, look at that picture of Data Select Party: what do you think these dudes are drinking in those mugs? Could it be tea? Could it be coffee? Could it be blood? Yes, I think it's blood. Should I drink blood? Should I throw a party where my friends and I play Scrabble and drink blood all night long? Would you come? Should I do a facebook invite???????

There is this band called Data Select Party. They are from the UK. Not really too sure what the "UK" is. I think it might be another country? Maybe another planet? (miss U so much Pluto, you will always be a planet to me) Regardless, this band is awful. How awful are they, you ask??? The music is so awful that I would rather watch that movie "Kazaam" with Shaquille O'Neal in it than listen to DSP. And trust me, that movie is pure torture, but it's nothing compared to Data Select Party. For serious.

Data Select Party has a brand new release coming out soon. You can preorder it by clicking HERE, but really though, why would you want to do that??? I already know how the release is going to sound... it is going to sound like THIS. Do. Not. Want.