Above you will see a picture where Kanye West rocks some sunglasses. You also see that one dude from Fall Out Boy and Blink 185 wearing sunglasses, too!

I don't know. I am still trying to find myself. I am trying to develop my own sense of style. I think sunglasses MIGHT be right for me, but then again, I don't want to be just another "PUNK RAWKER" with sunglasses. There is so much more to me than that. I am an individual. I am unique. I listen to unique music like Kanye West and The Fall Out Men and The Blink 181.

What do I do. I don't think this will be a music blog anymore. I think it is going to be more of a "I REALLY NEED TO FIND MYSELF" blog. I need your help. Please help me find myself. Is punk rock still even cool? Should I just start listening to weird shit like Sigur Ros? Should I move to Iceland? Is Icelandic post-rock garbage music with melodic, classical, and minimalist elements the "wave of the future?" Does Sigur Ros wear sunglasses?

That is it. I quite this blog.

JK

Or am i?

LOL

FML!!! Fall Out Boy is really getting HUGE. I never thought I would live to see the day that one of those dudes are on a fuckin' cereal box!!!! FML!!! This sucks!!! FML!!!

In other news, just so you know, when I say FML, I don't mean "fuck my life," I really mean "feed my liger."

What is a liger? It's a mix between a lion and a tiger. GOSH!

Deb: What are you drawing?

Napoleon: A liger.

Deb: Whats a liger?

Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorite animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.

+1000 scene points for a Napoleon Dynamite reference. o0o0o0o How U lyke me now?!

Ok gotta go eat some tater tots.

Umm... Yeah... Umm... Does that say Labia Starship?????? I am fuckin' positive that it does because there is no way in hell that it says Cobra Starship.

LOL @ shitty logos and shitty fonts.

"I make them good girls go bad" -The Labia Starships

P.S. DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? IF YOU SEND THIS LABIA STARSHIP POST TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES YOU WILL KNOW WHO YOUR CRUSH IS. AFTER YOU SEND THE POSTS, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. LOL.

What is that smell? Did I step in dog shit? Let me check my shoes. Nope, no dog shit there. Something is really stanking up my trendy studio apartment.

OH WOW!!! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! The thing that is making my apartment smell like dead babies/ Taco Bell/ burning tires/ gasoline/ Liz Claiborne cologne/ etc is the latest Cobra Starship CD that is sitting on my phat ass IKEA kitchen table. Their new release, it smells terrible. What do I do??? Wait, I have an idea... FEBREZE!!! My mom gave me some Febreze and she totally raves about it. She says it is the only thing that can make her vagina stop smelling like a horse farm.

Ok, here I go! (SPRAY SPRAY SPRAY!)

Ugh!!!! I sprayed Febreze Extra Strength Odor Eliminator all over the CD and it still smells horrendous!!! Fuck this!!!

Big fuck you to Cobra Starship for ruining my apartment. I think I am going to light my apartment on fire. I am going to watch it burn. Who needs a place to live, anyway? Having a home is overrated. I want to be more punk rock. Real punks don't have a home. I would rather just be homeless and creepy. I would rather just spend my days over at my local library being a creep and reading creepy books. Then, after they kick me out of the library, I would just walk over to my local Apple Store. That is the location where I can log onto the internet and look at p0rn. Looking at pur-no in a public setting is such an UBER turn on. Bill Gates would approve, right? That is why he invented Apple Stores.

P.S. Midtown iz kewl.

I am sooo0o00oo0o0 bored. I think I will take one of those "I'M BORED SURVEY" things. Ok, here I go...

Do you have feelings for the last person you texted?
Yes. It was my mom. I want to fugg her but I am nervous to ask her cuz I think my dad would get mad cuz I am "DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL" or something like that???

When was the last time you were on the phone with the opposite sex for over an hour?
Last night. My best friend was threatening to commit suicide because she lost her iphone and she has noodz on it so she was all upset that her noodz might leak or something?

Say something about the last person you kissed?
I was at a Cobra Starship show and my mom and I kissed with our tongues. It was weird at first but kinda "chill" at the same time. I am just experimenting. I am a teen. Teens experiment right??? I mean, come on, Bill Nye the Science Guy experiments with science? Why can't I experiment with my mom?

Yesterday night, what did you do?
Listened to the latest Cobra Starship cd. That shit is terrible but when you listen to it backwards it sounds SOOOOO ARTSY and I want to be more ARTSY.

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
My mom is at McDonalds getting me a McFlurry. THANKS MOM.

Have your parents ever met anyone famous?
They met the members of Cobra Starship. Gabe iz hot.

What color are your eyes?
I don't have eyes.

If you were kicked out of your current residence, whom would you call?
Probably President Obama.

Do you think relationships are hard?
My dick is hard right now, does that count?? LOL??

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
This survey is boring.

Has anyone lied to you today?
This survey is boring.

If you get a chance to move somewhere, where would you move?
This survey is boring.

When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
This survey is boring.

Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
I like to smoke weed.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
Taco Bell.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
This survey is boring.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Drive Thru Records is awesome. Love you Richard and Steph!

Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone?
Yes, at George W. Bush. LOL?

Do you currently have any hickeys?
Yes, I am a bad boy.

What's bothering you right now?
I got a paper cut on my clit. OUCH-EEZ!

Do you wear a lot of black?
Hell yeah baby-boi!

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Yo this survey sucks. I gotta go now. Bye.

Just in case you can't read the above comment from the Four Year Strong myspace page, here it is:

"You guys are the spinal chord of music today!!! <3!!"

Are you for realz? Let me be straight wit choo for just a second... if that band is the fuckin "spinal chord of music today" than I pray to GOD that he/she/it turns me into a huge ass JELLYFISH!!!

But seriously, I know what you are probably thinking: "Come on d00d!!! Have you heard that sick as hell 90's cover CD they just put out?!?!?!"

Yes I did and I got news for you, that Punk Goes 90s Fearless Records release was lame as hell and this Four Year Strong 90s cover CD is no exception. The 90s sucked. Period. Lets not try to relive that time. Pogs were lame. In Living Color was lame. Full House was lame. Are You Afraid of the Dark? was lame. Home Alone 1, 2, and 3, was lame.

OOOOOOO I just made it rain all over your FYS parade. My bad! Make sure you remember to purchase your limited edition Four Year Strong Rain Ponchos by clicking RIGHT HERE. Don't get caught in the LOL storm without LOL protection. Tell them FuckThatBand.com sent cha!

What would you rather do? Play "That's So Raven" on Gameboy Advance or listen to anything by Millionaires?

I would rather play "That's So Raven" on GAMEBOY Advance. Just saying.

But seriously though, when are Millionaires going to come out with a video game? I can see it now, a game that simulates driving a car (with a blood alcohol percentage six times the legal limit) while having sex and text messaging ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! Sounds like a PARTY TO ME!!!

Ok, gotta go to the closest BestBuy right now; I am going to camp out there for a few weeks JUST IN CASE THE MILLIONAIRES VIDEO GAME COMES OUT. I gotta be the first to get it. TXT me if u need me. Ta ta for now lovers.

Every one hundred years or so, there comes a band that CHANGES EVERYTHING. Whether this band means to or not, they fuckin redefine the music industry/scene and PLANET EARTH (maybe even Pluto too). What band am I speaking about? The one, the only...

The Format!!!!!1!!

Before The Format, no one in the scene had smelly hair. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Bayside and their smell haired members making smelly music for other smelly haired kiddes. Thank you to The Format.

Before The Format, no one in the scene had a smelly beard. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Four Year Strong and their uber kewl beards! I mean, come on, beards R the future of PUNK RAWK. Go outside and take a walk to the "bad" part of town and start hanging out with that homeless dude outside of Burger King, the one with that radical beard; he just might start a PUNK RAWK BAND (BUM MOSH!!!!) and we have The Format to thank for that.

Before The Format, no one in the scene wore cardigan sweaters. If it wasn't for The Format, we would never have Kurt Cobain and his ska band called The Nirvanas (this just in, Nirvana signed to Drive Thru Records, read more about it HERE). Thank you to The Format.

And last but not least, before The Format, no one in the scene wore PHAT ASS PINK SHIRTS. The Format has been wearing kooky wacky pink shirts waaaaay before Cash Cash! If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Cash Cash and that means that we would NEVER have a PARTY in our BEDROOMS... ever!!! Thank you to The Format, because of you guys, I have parties in my bedroom... all night long.

This just in!!! The dude from Brighten / A Rocket To The Moon has just invented a brand new drinking game!!! Have you ever heard of BEER PONG??? Well, the new game he made up is called WOLF PONG!!!

The instructions for WOLF PONG is very similar to BEER PONG. Instead of throwing a ping pong ball into a cup of beer, you have to throw a full grown wolf into a cup of beer! The game is becoming uber popular amongst the college/frat dudes. I played the game last night and I got soooooo wasted!!! How wasted was I, you ask??? Well, I was so wasted that for a brief 5 seconds, I actually thought that the music of Brighten was half way decent, then after 10 seconds I sobered up and realized that my ears were just playing tricks on me. BOOZE DOES THAT TO YOU... ESPECIALLY BOOZE THAT HAS A WOLF SITTING IN IT!!! lolz? Yes, lolz.

Dear Four Year Strong,

You guys got AWESOME BEARDS!!! I am only 13 years old... my facial hair growing ability is weak as hell!!! I envy "real" men who can grow killer beards. This is why I decided to give your band a listen/try. Ok here I go...

(two minutes later)

Four Year Strong? More like Four Year Yawn! You guys have disappointed and angered the BEARDED GODS that live on top of Mount Olympus. For most people, having a beard gives you, like, a million scene points, but this rule does not apply to you guys. In fact, each time Four Year Strong playz a show, they lose over a thousand scene points. So by my calculations, Four Year Strong is negative 500 million scene points. Yikes. U MAD?

But for real though, I got about 600 thousand scene points so far. (U JEALOUS?) I purchased about 300 thousand scene points last week on Half.com (kewlest site ever). I am saving up my scene points so I can grow a beard and be in a punk rawk band and move to Richmond, Virginia. Have you ever been to Richmond, Virginia? I heard scene points grow on trees ALL YEAR LONG over in Richmond. I can't wait until I have a beard of my very own!!!

In other beard/facial hair news: my "real" dad was supposed to teach me how to shave last week but he never came back from the movies with his girlfriend (aka my cousin). Ever since he has been gone, terrible things have been happening to me.

Here is a list of terrible things that have happened to me this week:

-I listened to the music of Four Year Strong.

-I lost my most fav book ever, Perks of Being a Wallflower.

-I found out that Walmart doesn't carry American Apparel clothing.

-My mom hit me with her belt.

-And last, but certainly not least, I can't find my Fast and the Furious DVD anywhere! Fuck! I love that movie! I love Vin Diesel so much. I would love to see Vin Diesel with a beard. I would love to see Vin Diesel join Four Year Strong. I think Vin Diesel would be a great lead singer/front man. What do you think? Do you guys think Vin would even join Four Year Strong? I don't know if he would because he is way more PUNK than them. What are your thoughts? Email me and let me know! Ok ttyl byeeee.

Love,
FuckThatBand.com

Oh god, The Cab, great. Fuck man. These guys. I would rather pour 10 pounds of Fun Dip Candy Powder directly into my eyes and then scoop my eyeballs out with an extremely sharp Fun Dip candy stick than listen to music that The Cab makes.

In other news, I got a great idea for a brand new candy. It can be a mixture of horse shit and raisins and we can call it CAB CAKES! Do you think it would sell? I think so! And inside every CAB CAKE wrapper there could be a digital download code for assholes to download a Maroon 5 song, I mean, a Cab song, I mean, a Maroon 5 song, I mean, a Cab song, I mean, a Maroon 5 song, I mean, a Cab song.

My mom FORGOT to renew my Alternative Press Magazine subscription AGAIN!!!! This is the last straw!!! I am so mad at her!!!! I hate my mom!!! I HATE YOU MOM!!!

UPDATE: My mom said she was sorry to me. I told her that I would only love her and accept her apology if she could get Cobra Starship to play at my sweet 16 party. I want to fuck Gabe Saporta so bad. I want my mom to video tape it. I want to post it on youtube and shit. My mom better get this shit done!!!

If my mom does not make all this happen, I am going to start doing everything I promised her I would never do.

Here is a list of things I promised her I would never do:

1. Smoke w33d.

2. Drink booze/ alcohol/ rubbing alcohol.

3. Swallow animal cum.

4. Steal a car.

5. Smell "stuff" that makes me "dizzy" and "confused."

6. Call 911 and tell them that my name is Big Bird and I live on Sesame Street and I accidentally cut my dick open with a knife/ shank/ whatever.

7. Burn shit with a magnifying glass.

8. Listen to DJ Rossstar's Punk Rock Show.

9. Pick up a dog and throw it.

10. Pull my hair out of my head myself and then tell my teacher that my mom pulled my hair out.

11. Use a Ouija board so I can "talk" to dad.

12. Get a RIP DAD tattoo on my arm.

13. Fuck my ghost dad.

14. Vote Republican.

15. Vote Democrat.

Dear mom, you better make all my dreams come true or I will disappoint you and make you extremely embarrassed. UR A SKANK!

Dude, we need to blog about Linkin Park more on this site. I can't think of a band that has impacted "the scene" more than Linkin Park (well, Hey Monday sorta comes close though).

But for real, HUGEEEEEE congratulations to my boys in Linkin Park for opening up their first zoo! I heard they have these sick ass nu metal talking parrots at the zoo. The parrots can sing all the lyrics to that LP song called "Crawling."

"Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal, fear is how I fall, confusing what is real..." -Linkin Park

Fuck, those lyrics are the best. Hybrid Theory was the sickest album ever!!!!! I cannot wait until I turn 18, I am totally gonna get a Linkin Park tattoo on my fuckin forearm!!! Or maybe I should get it on my forehead??? Or maybe on my foreskin??? Either way, Linkin Park totally "gets me" and I don't know if I would "still be here" if it wasn't for Linkin Park and their poetry/lyrics.

In other news, I am praying to God that Linkin Park goes on tour this summer with that band Hey Monday. Imagine that? Shit. The world would never be ready. That would be the best. Cassadee Pope (singer of Hey Monday) loves Linkin Park!!! If it wasn't for Linkin Park, Hey Monday would not be a band!!! I FUCKIN LOVE LINKIN PARK AND I FUCKIN LOVE HEY MONDAY AND I FUCKIN LOVE CASSADEE POPE AND I WANT TO SUCK HER DICK SO BADDDDD!!!!

P.S. For another Linkin Park post, click here.

P.P.S.S. For another Hey Monday post, click here or here or here. Insert LOLZ to da maxxx.

Eight Things I Look Forward To This Summer:
01 graduating high school this June.
02 turning 21 this June.
03 seeing what happens on gossip girl.
04 going to see Gym Class Heroes LIVE IN CONCERT (15th time! U jealous?).
05 flip flops.
06 warped tour.
07 interning at Drive Thru Records.
08 starting my own clothing company.

Eight Things I Did Yesterday:
01 sleepin pills, they help me "relax" and shit.
02 coke!!! Took some coke. First time ever. Lost my "C" card lolz.
03 purchased flip flops from Old Navy. <3OldNavy4e.
04 ate a lot of bubble tape, you like bubble tape? I do.
05 complained about "the economic crisis" and shit.
06 flirted with Travis McCoy (syke! I wish!)
07 ate nachos and cheese with Travis McCoy (syke! I wish!).
08 went fishing with my dad (jk, my dad walked out on me and mom when I was 3 months old, sucks, I fuckin hate my life).

Eight Things I Wish I Could Do:
01 hang out with my dad. :-(
02 hang out with Travis McCoy. :-)
03 work in the music industry.
04 make the voices stop.
05 experiment with an animal (or ghost).
06 get "closure" and shit.
07 move to "the city" and use public transportation on a daily basis.
08 get a tattoo of Travis McCoy's face on my tits.

We need to do more blog post about sports. Sports are really popular and I think this site could get more popularz is we chatted more about sports. I think sports are KEWL. Do you like sports? I do. My favorite sport is pillow fighting.

I really like pillow fights. Everyone does. Pillow fights are usually super fun... unless... you have music by Hey Monday playing in the background. Hey Monday music is pretty much the ONLY THING that can ruin a good pillow fight. I fucking hate Hey Monday. Here, take this pillow out of the pillow case, now take these rocks, put the rocks inside the pillow case, now beat my head in with this pillow case that you just filled with rocks. I would rather have the pain of rocks hitting my skull than listen to one second of Hey Monday.

In other news, me and all my girl friends, we had a sleepover (also known as a pajama party or a slumber party) last night. It was awesome. We played board games, watched movies, ordered pizza, and played light as a feather/stiff as a board. Then, after all that fun shit, we had a pillow fight. It was really fun until I had an asthma attack. I went to the hospital. FUCKKK!!! Everyone made fun of me. Whatever. But seriously though, I need more friends who have asthma so we can talk about the latest inhalers and peak flow meters and shittttt. Fuck chronic lung disease. Holler at ma ballz. I'm out. Peace.

Just got an email earlier. The person is speaking about our Midtown post from a few days ago called "Midtown Music On The Internet?"

I am really confused... Midtown broke up? Lies. Fuckin lies. I hate lies so much. People who spread lies are total assholes. I hate it when people spread dumb rumors about bands breaking up. NOT KEWL DUDE.

But seriously though, can someone give me a ride to the Midtown show next week in the city??? My mom is being a total BITCH HOE SKANK right now and refuses to drive me because she works 2 jobs and says she is too tired. Fuck her. She is poor, NOT MY PROBLEM!!! UGHHHHHHHH.

P.S. Have you heard that new Midtown song yet??? The one called "Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)" and I am calling it right now, it is TOTALLY gonna be the SONG OF THE SUMMER. For realsies.

I am looking for a place where I can buy music online. It is really hard to get music online. I just don't feel like driving to my local record store anymore, gas prices man, TOO HIGH DUDE. I figured it is easier to just get my songs from the internet. Ya know what I mean?

Have you guys ever heard of iTunes? I hear it is a place where I can buy music. Can I search by artist? I am looking for some stuff from the band called Midtown. You guys probably never heard of Midtown. Midtown is going to be huge.

Midtown has a bunch of great songs. Here is a list of Midtown songs you need to download ASAP.

1. Guilty Pleasure
2. The City is at War
3. Guilty Pleasure
4. The City is at War
5. Guilty Pleasure
6. The City is at War

I love punk rock music. Music is my life. Midtown is my life. MTV is my life. Twitter is my life. McDonalds Dollar menu is my life. Costco is my life. Verizon BlackBerry CrackBerry is my life. FuckThatBand.com is my life. FuckThatBand.com is your life. FuckThatBand.com is my present to you. Happy Birthday.

Every time you listen to Hey Monday, you turn a normal apple into a fucking crazy monster apple with teeth and shit and then the apple fuckin kills people!!!! This is why you must be careful with what you listen to on your ipod.

This is a post about bird shit. This is also a post about the band called A Rocket to the Moon.

You know that feeling you get when you just wash your car and then 30 minutes later, a huge bird shits all over it? That is how I feel when I listen to A Rocket to the Moon. (insert sad face here, plz)

Speaking of bird shit, earlier today I was eating vanilla ice cream in the park. I noticed some "vanilla ice cream" on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It turns out, it was bird shit. (insert sad face here, plz)

I blame all of these terrible bird shit occurrences on the fact that A Rocket to the Moon is a band. I hope they break up soon because I am not sure if I can take much more of this! (insert sad face here, plz)

It is raining hard as hell outside, I just saw a dude wearing a rain poncho. When is the last time you saw a rain poncho??? The dude was listening to his iPod. I tapped him on the shoulder to ask him what he was listening to. I was curious to find out what a rain poncho wearing person listened to. He told me he was listening to the latest release from Four Year Strong. I was not surprised; it seemed like an appropriate fit for a totally nerdy and wet bro. Four Year Strong is for nerds man.

But for real though, when will Four Year Strong get rain poncho merch? Forget about your lame ass shitty designs printed on American Apparel zip up hoodies, get your shit silk screened on a rain poncho!!!! Rain ponchos are fuckin rad man, chicks like guyz in rain ponchos. Your D will get S'd if u rock a pancho. Holler at it. Rain ponchos, big as hell in 2k12 man.

If anyone from Four Year Strong is reading this post, please email me and let me know the status of your rain poncho merch ASAP.

Hey, we're The Hush Sound, you can call us the Hush tho brah. Or 'the Sound.' Or the HS. Or just call us whatever, brahski-rino. We're so chill. We just like to sit around alot, you know "lounge". We chill so hard. We relax so hardcore it hurts. Brodoggdude, I chillax so hard I should get paid for it. I work so hard at just chillin' out and shit, talkin' about surfin', even though I've never surfed but it seems like it'd be super chill. I surfed the internet once. That was pretty chill. This dude offered to send me penis enlargement pills but I never got them. What's up with that? I did get identity theft though. That is the last time I give out my social security number to some dude from Kenya.

Shit man. Panic at the Disco. Love it. I got nuthin but much love for this band right heer, for these peeps I just got mad love, homey. Props. Crazy ill props. Things I also like: the government, getting punched in the face with a huge dildo, and YO GABBA GABBA. Panic at the Disco be off the hook. Or the chain. I'm never sure which one it is. Maybe both. I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door no. So good. So so good.

Just kidding. Fuck that band. The only way I would ever start listening to them is if one of the monsters from YO GABBA GABBA joined them. Then shit would be rocking hard as hell. Until the monster joins, I will not listen. Shaaaa braaaaaa.

This band is called The Cab. Cool. Have you ever seen the movie "Taxi" with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon? Me neither, that sounds like a horrible idea for a movie. Those are the two worst actors in history. How does Queen Latifah get work? She has no range of character. Anyways, I'm sure The Cab is worse than that movie, but I wouldn't know because I haven't seen or listened to either, because I have taste. Ooooo burn!!! Zing zing zing!!!

EDIT: Ok, I heard The Cab. It was so bad, so bad that I threw up all over my printer. Great. Now how am I going to print out my 20 page paper for my FINAL EXAM??? FUCK ME. I hope I dont have to retake Intro to Psychology during the summer semester. I want to go to the beach and skateboard, dont want to learn about human development or how my brain processes stuff. I no like no summer school. Bookz suck ballz. Learning is le sigh. Plus livin' on campus during the summer sucks cuz all my friends R gone. Fuck. It would be a ghost town man. What should I do?? Please someone contact me, i am crying. I hate my HP printer. Fuckkkk.

Get ready for some The Academy Is content. We just found out about this site called StarDoll.com. Here is a brief 'about us' directly from their site: "Stardoll is a virtual paperdoll community site for everyone who enjoys fashion, design and making friends. At Stardoll you can create your own MeDoll or choose from our ever growing collection of celebrity dolls and dress them up in our wide selection of fashions."

We here at FuckThatBand.com were really excited when our friend emailed us a link to the site so we could dress up our very own William Beckett (singer of The Academy Is)!!! Lucky us!!! We always wanted to dress up our very own Michael Jackson... oops, I mean William Beckett, er, I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett...

If there is one day that I cannot stand, that day has to be Monday. There is nothing good about it; Monday classes suck in school, Monday always sucks at work, etc. Now there is a band called Hey Monday. After listening to this band, I feel depressed. Today isn't even Monday but after hearing these tunes, It feels like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all quite and now we are left with only Monday. Every fuckin day is now Monday. No more parties, no more fun weekend, just... shitty... Monday. Thank you very much to Hey Monday for ruining my whole week.

Rumor has it that Cobra Starship have already started work on their follow-up to their latest album called "Viva la Cobra." No word yet as to what the band will be calling their next release, but we are going to take a guess and say it will be called "The Songs We Write Are Just As Bad As The Jokes Carlos Mencia Tells."

I love bands who have hot as hell female lead singers with really nice tits. That is exactly why I love The Academy Is. That chick is so hot. Red hot. Wait, that is not a girl? Are you sure? Stop it. You are serious? It is a guy? Wow. Ok. Now this is just plain awkward.

Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy has apparently ripped off the feet of Barney the Dinosaur and is now reportedly wearing said feet as shoes. The whole world is mourning the loss of Barney the Dinosaur. Shame on you Pete. How could you do this to all the kids?! How could you do this to me?! Say it ain't so Pete...

Gabe Saporta (ex Midtown, current Cobra Starship) totally reminds me of Vanilla Ice. The two of them also have a great deal in common, they both suck. Ya know?

Happy Halloween from Millionaires! Wait, today isn't Halloween? Well then why do they look like that? What!? They dress like that everyday!?

Four Year Strong announced to the world via their sick as balls MySpace page that they will be embarking on a heading tour with I am the Avalanche and This is Hell. Oh god Four Year Strong... I'd rather eat cigarettes out of the New York City sewer than listen to Bida Bing Wit' A Pipe. Ten bucks says Michael Jordan would not approve.