Once upon a time, there was a cat. Most "normal" cats love to just lay around the house all day long and drink warm milk/play with kitty toys/etc but not this cat. This cat was a special cat; he loved two things: 1. Blogging about music and 2. Playing with his Rubik's Cube.

One day, that cat blogged about how much he hated the band called Dance Gavin Dance. The cat wrote all about how they are the shittiest band on Earth, etc.

A fan of Dance Gavin Dance saw the blog post that the cat wrote and forwarded it to the band members. The band was a bunch of babies. They jumped on google maps and found out where the cat lived. Fueled by anger from the internet post they had read, they jumped into their tour van. They drove 15 hours to the cat's house. They broke down the cat's door. They punched the cat in the face and stole his Rubik's Cube!

Dance Gavin Dance are the biggest assholes in the history of punk rawk. How can you possibly listen to a band that punches innocent cats in their face and steals their Rubik's Cubes from them? Straight up assholes, H8 them so much. Fuck them 4e.