Ever notice how the Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream company is always making wacky new flavors to "give props" to radical punk rock bands? I love how B and J are so indie and I love how they are constantly giving back to the scene.

Should I start a band called Merchant Ships? Should I wear a Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream shirt so I can S their Deez in hopes of getting a flavor named after my band?

What ice cream flavor should B and J name after Merchant Shippies?

Here is an idea: Screamy Creamy Peanut Butter Apple Sauce Ice Cream Ball Sweat Explosion?

That sounds like a pretty awesome ice cream flavor. Between the music that Merchant Ships makes and the new ice cream flavor, these dudes are gonna be FUCKIN HUGE!!! Total celeb A listers! Fuckin VEE EYE PEE!!! TMZ is going to be all over these hotties!!!!!!!

In other news, we here at FuckThatBand.com are totally used to being chased by TMZ. TMZ reporters are always running after us for interviews and shit since we started this site. We are famous from this website, and everyone in the music industry knows us. We seriously get about 666 emails a day from record labels and bands and managers and PR reps and guitar techs and Burger King managers who want us to review their music. We get hundreds of CDs iTunes download cards every month bc people want us to review their music. WHY? Because we have CRED and INFLUENCE in the SCENE. We get millions of web hits A DAY. We am bigger than Yahoo and Bing and the government COMBINED.

America, you're welcome.

Earth, you're welcome.

Mikey Way Solar System, you're welcome.

Merchant Ships, you're welcome.