I think I am getting too fat. All I do all day is watch movies (omg NetFlix, so addicting) and eat chicken McNuggets (fuck da chicken selects). I decided to give my boy Satan an instant message by logging onto my good ole Ouija board. I asked him if he knew a way for me to lose weight. He told me maybe I should try to get into the eating disorder known as Bulimia. I told him that it is really hard for me to throw up. He told me to log onto myspace.com right now and check out the main page where they were talking about Bring Me the Horizon. He said that if their new music video did not make me throw up, nothing will.

The devil was right. I threw up. A lot. Big thank you to Bring Me the Horizon, I will be skinny enough in no time. I just need to get thin before May; that is when PROM is. I want to look good in my slutty dress. You know what I mean?

If anyone from Bring Me the Horizon is reading this post, will you come to the prom with me???!!! I will bring anyone in the band except for that one guy who looks just like Kermit the frog. Oh, and for your information, yes, I am a BITCH! B is for Beautiful. I is for Intelligent. T is for Talented. C is for Charming. H is for Hot. Ok? Peace the fuck out LOSERZ. <3 U / H8 U

Everyone keeps chatting about a hardcore band from the UK (where?). They are called Bring Me the Horizon. Should I be a proper gentleman and give them a listen? Or should I continue to watch Degrassi on TV?!?!?! Fuck. So many decisions in life! McDonalds or Burger King, Coke or Pepsi, midget porn or weird anime porn? Hmmmm. Ok, fine. You convinced me, I will give them a listen. Here I go.

The band is called Bring Me the Horizon, please change your name. How about BRING ME THE GOOD MUSIC? These dudes sound worse than Every Time I Die (is that possible?). Have you ever seen that WILL IT BLEND video on youtube where the people put an iPhone in a blender to see if it will get destroyed? Well, the noise the blender makes, that is what the band sounds like.

In other news, I cannot believe that Kermit the Frog would join this band. Jim Henson would NOT approve of this move.