Brighten Wolf Pong
posted by M. Thomas on May 30, 2009
This just in!!! The dude from Brighten / A Rocket To The Moon has just invented a brand new drinking game!!! Have you ever heard of BEER PONG??? Well, the new game he made up is called WOLF PONG!!!
The instructions for WOLF PONG is very similar to BEER PONG. Instead of throwing a ping pong ball into a cup of beer, you have to throw a full grown wolf into a cup of beer! The game is becoming uber popular amongst the college/frat dudes. I played the game last night and I got soooooo wasted!!! How wasted was I, you ask??? Well, I was so wasted that for a brief 5 seconds, I actually thought that the music of Brighten was half way decent, then after 10 seconds I sobered up and realized that my ears were just playing tricks on me. BOOZE DOES THAT TO YOU... ESPECIALLY BOOZE THAT HAS A WOLF SITTING IN IT!!! lolz? Yes, lolz.
The instructions for WOLF PONG is very similar to BEER PONG. Instead of throwing a ping pong ball into a cup of beer, you have to throw a full grown wolf into a cup of beer! The game is becoming uber popular amongst the college/frat dudes. I played the game last night and I got soooooo wasted!!! How wasted was I, you ask??? Well, I was so wasted that for a brief 5 seconds, I actually thought that the music of Brighten was half way decent, then after 10 seconds I sobered up and realized that my ears were just playing tricks on me. BOOZE DOES THAT TO YOU... ESPECIALLY BOOZE THAT HAS A WOLF SITTING IN IT!!! lolz? Yes, lolz.
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