Have you seen this indie movie called TWILIGHT yet? It is really artsy and really edgy. It is the BEST MOVIE EVER (i heard they are going to turn it into a book)! Edward is like soooo romantic and kewl and HAWT. I am totes jealous of Bella cuz she gets to fugg Edward. BITCH! What a slut. I hate Bella.

Bella iz a skank who probably listens to Bayside (EWWW!!!). Bella has no taste in music OR IN CLOTHES!!! She prob buys all her clohtes at Target cuz she thinks that TAR-JAY iz so0o0o KEWL but in all honesty, TAR-JAY iz for po0or people. American Apparel is for KEWL (RICH) people. I shop at AM APPY. I am KEWL (RICH). Edward should date ME and not BELLA!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!1

Edward, if you are reading this blog, please call me. My wang is hard 4 u.

Bayside, if you are reading this blog, please chill out with your music cuz u are hurting my ears. K THNX!

Every one hundred years or so, there comes a band that CHANGES EVERYTHING. Whether this band means to or not, they fuckin redefine the music industry/scene and PLANET EARTH (maybe even Pluto too). What band am I speaking about? The one, the only...

The Format!!!!!1!!

Before The Format, no one in the scene had smelly hair. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Bayside and their smell haired members making smelly music for other smelly haired kiddes. Thank you to The Format.

Before The Format, no one in the scene had a smelly beard. If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Four Year Strong and their uber kewl beards! I mean, come on, beards R the future of PUNK RAWK. Go outside and take a walk to the "bad" part of town and start hanging out with that homeless dude outside of Burger King, the one with that radical beard; he just might start a PUNK RAWK BAND (BUM MOSH!!!!) and we have The Format to thank for that.

Before The Format, no one in the scene wore cardigan sweaters. If it wasn't for The Format, we would never have Kurt Cobain and his ska band called The Nirvanas (this just in, Nirvana signed to Drive Thru Records, read more about it HERE). Thank you to The Format.

And last but not least, before The Format, no one in the scene wore PHAT ASS PINK SHIRTS. The Format has been wearing kooky wacky pink shirts waaaaay before Cash Cash! If it wasn't for The Format, we would not have Cash Cash and that means that we would NEVER have a PARTY in our BEDROOMS... ever!!! Thank you to The Format, because of you guys, I have parties in my bedroom... all night long.

Eminem is apparently now in that punk rawk band called Bayside.

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Attention Walmart shoppers, we are now selling sick ass "punk rawk" tee shirts. Check out our music section and look for the sign that says "Victory Records Fan 2-Pack." You have your choice of the following Fan Packs: Between the Buried and Me (Yawn), Aiden (Still a Band?), Bayside (LOL), Silverstein (Canada, ya I know, I didn’t think people lived their either), and Atreyu (More Bats and More Eyeliner Please). These are great stocking stuffers! Collect all 5!

Walmart better watch out because I am sure there will be at least one thousand law suits against them from angry parents whose children broke their arms and legs inside of the store. How did they break their arms and legs? How do you think! I got two words for you, SICK... MOSH...

Can you blame the kiddies for moshing though? I mean, it isn’t everyday that you can go inside of a store and get shitty as hell Victory Records merchandise plus grab some even shittier Sam's Choice Soda (omg Mountain Lighting and Dr. Thunder, holler at it!).

Mark those calendars, September 30th is a huge day for Bayside fans everywhere (what fans?). They got two new releases coming out on that date, one being "Shudder" and the other "Live At The Bayside Social Club." You gonna buy it? Here, don't even bother. I will tell you what it will sound like so don't have to waste your money (or waste your time downloading it from some illegal site). If is pretty much going to sound like THISSSSS....