This is a post about clothing. Do you wear clothing or do you just walk around and let your roast beef flop all around?

As much as I would love to just walk around and let my roast beef flop all around, I think I would get cold. With that being said, what better way to stay warm than to wear a hoodie!

Should I "support" my "boys" in Title Fight and purchase a Title Fight hoodie? Should my best friend also purchase the same exact fucking hoodie as me and wear it on the same day that I wear it? Should my best friend and I start a band called Basement and make music that sounds exactly like Title Fight? Should I make sure that my best friend and I wear our matching Title Fight hoodies during our next band promo pic?

So many questions in life, I am not sure if "living" life with all these unanswered "questions" is really worth it. I feel so sad. Clothing makes me sad.

In other clothing related news, what does it mean when my shirt's tag says "do not machine wash or tumble dry?" Is the tag just being sarcastic? Is it ok to wash it in my washing machine? Or maybe I should just never wash it just to be safe? Fuck. What would the band Basement do in this situation? If you guys are reading this post, please let me know what I should do. Wash or not?

In closing, there are 2 things in life you always need to remember:

1. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty! You can wear your pants FOREVER.

2. The music that Basement makes is original as hell. It doesn't sound anything like Title Fight at all. Not one bit. Not at all. Nope. Not one smidge. No similarities at all. None. Zip. Zero.