(insert the creepy as hell clown things voice from the movie SAW) Hello. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. If you do not unlock it, your mouth will be permanently ripped open in 30 minutes. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. There is only one key to open the device. It is in the locked box right next to you. All you have to do is listen to one song by the band called At the Drive-In and then the box will open, revealing the key. Live or die, make your choice. You have 30 minutes to decide.

(insert the persons voice who is stuck in the bear trap thing) Nah man, fuck it. I refuse to listen to anything by At the Drive-In. I bet the song I would have to listen to is "One Armed Scissor" and that song blows so hard. Getting my mouth ripped apart would feel amazing when compared to the pain that I would feel if I listened to that track. In fact, I can only think of one thing that would hurt more than listening to a song by At the Drive-In, and that would be listening to a song by The Mars Volta. Tell my parents I loved them, heaven here I come.