As Tall As Johnny Depps
posted by G. Moza on February 17, 2009
Have you ever heard of this indie flick actor named Johnny Depp? Chances are, you don't know who he is. He has been in a few movies that did terrible in da box office (Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Da Secret Microsoft Windowz).
Rumor has it that Mr. Depp has quit acting and decided to get his music boner wet by joining the band called As Tall as Lions. Wait, you never heard of As Tall as Lions? Don't worry, you are not missing out. The shit totally brings the yawn. So boring.
WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO AS TALL AS LIONS WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP AND PROBABLY CRASH YOUR CAR. Jus sayin'
Rumor has it that Mr. Depp has quit acting and decided to get his music boner wet by joining the band called As Tall as Lions. Wait, you never heard of As Tall as Lions? Don't worry, you are not missing out. The shit totally brings the yawn. So boring.
WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO AS TALL AS LIONS WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU WILL FALL ASLEEP AND PROBABLY CRASH YOUR CAR. Jus sayin'
Topics: As Tall as Lions, Triple Crown Records
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