The one dude from Aiden looks like the one dude from Doogie Howser, M.D. Ya know, he was Doogie's annoying best friend. I am pretty sure the guy from Aiden is just as annoying. On second thought, I am sure that the whole band is just as annoying. On third thought, anyone that listens to Aiden is annoying.

In other news, if you like Aiden, I am 99.9 percent positive that you watch Criss Angel Mindfreak on A&E Network all the time and you are all like "Yo, that shit was so boss! Did you see that? That mother fucker was all in a wood chipper and then he popped out and he totally was still alive! Fuck yea man! I bet Criss Angel is into Aiden. Doing nasty tricks like that, you know he is a total Aiden fan! Yah Aiden! Get down with the sickness! Oooo waa ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh!"

Attention Walmart shoppers, we are now selling sick ass "punk rawk" tee shirts. Check out our music section and look for the sign that says "Victory Records Fan 2-Pack." You have your choice of the following Fan Packs: Between the Buried and Me (Yawn), Aiden (Still a Band?), Bayside (LOL), Silverstein (Canada, ya I know, I didn’t think people lived their either), and Atreyu (More Bats and More Eyeliner Please). These are great stocking stuffers! Collect all 5!

Walmart better watch out because I am sure there will be at least one thousand law suits against them from angry parents whose children broke their arms and legs inside of the store. How did they break their arms and legs? How do you think! I got two words for you, SICK... MOSH...

Can you blame the kiddies for moshing though? I mean, it isn’t everyday that you can go inside of a store and get shitty as hell Victory Records merchandise plus grab some even shittier Sam's Choice Soda (omg Mountain Lighting and Dr. Thunder, holler at it!).