On Saturday I was trolling the mall with my besties and I was psyched times ten when I thought I found a *special edition* Lord of the Rings soundtrack featuring Frodo on the cover. Guess what, it WAS NOT a Lord of the Rings CD!!! In reality, it was a fuckin Anthony Green CD!!! I was so fuckin pissed off. I hate Anthony Green. That prick thinks he is hot like Frodo, well I got news, he IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FRODO!!! Pshhh.

I heart Frodo, he seriously puts the H & O & T in "hobbit." Anthony Green puts the U & G & L & Y in "ugly ball sack."

Speaking of ball sacks, I would rather rip open my ball sack with old/rusty guitar strings than listen to one second of Dear Child (I've Been Dying To Reach You). That song is so fuckin terrible.

Anthony Green's new album "Avalon" is now available everywhere. Avalon can now be purchased at iTunes, Target, Hot Topic, Best Buy, Burger King, and the Photo Finish Records webstore.

The album is awesome if you are into music that sounds like it is being sung by a ghost with a high pitched voice throwing his broken acoustic guitar against an oak tree on fire. Ya know what I mean?

But seriously though, he gots a DVD coming out in the future... jump on it man. The shit is gonna rock harder than the The Office - Season One (jay kayyyy).

But really though, school starts in September so you better click your ass over to this link (EDIT: this link is now dead, boo!) so you can purchase your very own Macbeth Anthony Green Studio Projects Jackson Shoes. What am I talking about? Anthony Green has his own shoes. No joke. So if you want to be crowned homecoming king this fall at your awesome high school... you best be getting these shoes. Chicks will dig you hard as hell. They be all like "OMG, book the hotel right now for after the prom. I don't give a shit that prom is like 10 months away, since you got Anthony Green shoes I am totally gonna go to the prom with you and then have sex with you after the prom!"