Fuck you 2009 and fuck you decade. What the fuck did 2000-2009 bring us??? LAME SHIT!!! You want an example of lame shit... have you ever heard of the bands called Motion City Soundtrack and Cartel??? Of course you know of them. We here at FuckThatBand.com have officially named those two bands as the 2 WORST BANDS OF THE DECADE. Time for all you scenie weenies to throw your bracelets out.

You know who we are naming the BEST BAND OF THE DECADE??? ACE OF FUCKIN BASE!!!

Everyone needs to thank their lucky stars for Ace of Base. I am so glad that they broke into the punk scene during this decade. The 2000s would not be the same without them. If it wasn't for them, lots of shit would not have been invented.

Ace of Base invented the following things in the 2000s:

* Mosh pits
* Fueled by Ramen
* Bamboozle
* Vans Warped Tour
* Rob Dobi
* Jnco Jeans
* DJ Rossstar
* President Obama
* Pringles Potato Chips
* New Era 59Fifty Fitted Hats
* Planet Earth
* Your moms dirty pussy
* Alter The Press!
* WWE Monday Night Raw
* Scene Trash Magazine

So let me ask you this, what the fuck has Motion City Soundtrack and Cartel invented? What have they contributed to this decade? Not a fuckin thing but shitty ass music. PSHH.

And now, I leave you with some meaningful Ace of Base lyrics:

"I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign
and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up
to get into the light where you belong...
But where do you belong?"

Well said, well said. It is almost as if Ace of Base cut my brain out of my skull and stole my thoughts! Get out of my head ACE OF BASE! I miss REAL PUNK ROCK. I hope REAL PUNK ROCK makes a come back soon :-(

Thank you Ace of Base for making this the best decade in the history of music.

P.S. Does anyone know where we can get Ace of Base bracelets? Ace of Base bracelets are a fashion MUST HAVE for 2010.

Hi. How are you? Actually, don't even bother answering cuz WHO REALLY CARES? Giggle?

Guess what...

Warheads... worst candy ever.

The Summer Set... worst band ever.

In other news, all of us here at FuckThatBand.com are really looking forward to the New Year. Get ready for TONS of new posts on FuckThatBand.com. I am talking TONS. At least 20-30x a day. Probably more.

P.S. jk about the 20-30 posts a day, you little shits are lucky if you get one a week.

P.S.S. Look out for FuckThatBand.com podcasts in the New Year.

P.S.S.S. jk about the podcast. That shit would be lame as fugg.

P.S.S.S.S. Ok gotta go get ready for tonight. Gonna have a SANGRIA NIGHT WITH THE GAL PALS! FELLAS, DO NOT WAKE UP! HAAAAY!

The band is called One For The Team. These dudes look like they are in a cult or something. Possibly from Waco, Texas? I don't know, maybe I'm waaaaay off???

Hmmm, is it just me or when you look really close, can you can kinda see the red Kool-Aid stains above their top lips? People in cults LOVE Kool-Aid. It helps them to "move to another planet for a life of bliss."

But seriously, all Kool-Aid gibberish aside, just because One For The Team escaped the Yearning for Zion Mormon ranch in Texas doesn't mean that they can bring their polygamist ways to our PUNK RAWK scene!!

Don't play me for a fool- I know a polygamist when I see one. That orange shirt is clearly hand-sewn from old curtains. Those plaid lumberjack shirts were hand-me-downs from 1973. And their body language clearly suggests that three of them just had group sex.

Girl, you should be ashamed of your bedhead!!!

As for me, I'm saving myself for pure marriage, like the Jonas Brothers!!!

P.S. I hope One For The Team takes one for the team and BREAKS UP. LOLZ BET U DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!

IN OTHER NEWS: I AM TAKING MY SATS THIS SATURDAY. WISH ME LUCK. I AM LOOKING FOR A DECENT COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY WHERE I CAN MAJOR IN ALTERNATIVE MUSIC BLOGGING. DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?????

Dear The Summer Set,

I am entering 7th grade next year and I want to start dressing cool. I just burned all of my Limited Too clothes, so I REALLY REALLY need your help. So answer me the following:

Dude on left - can you tell me where you got those cool sideways white-framed Steve Urkel glasses? If I had them glasses, I would twitter "DID I DOOOOO THATTTT???" all day long and everyone would LOL hard. Right?

Next dude - can you tell me where you got that cool fringey dish rag scarf? I am getting a summer job as a dishwasher over at the IHOP down the street. I think that scarf could really come in handy, especially when I have to wipe the dishes with blueberry, boysenberry, butter pecan, and strawberry syrup all over it... BLEHHHHHHH

For the girl - can you tell me how many days you went without washing your hair to get your bangs to grease to the side? Washing your hair is soooooooooooo last year. Am I right??? Also, I like your black shirt with the green paint on it, you are such an ARTIST!! Dude I wanna buy your "original" artwork. What is your ETSY page link address whatever??? ETSY is fuckin KEWL. LOL? Yes, LOL!

AND FINALLLLLY... dude all the way on the right - can you tell me where you got that cool military dog tag? Is it real? I wish there was a war going on right now, if there was I would totally sign up for the army for the free dog tag!

Ok, gotta go, Wizards of Waverly Place is on. PEACE THE FUCK OUT!!!

Love,
FuckThatBand.com

I read my horoscope today. I am really REALLY fucking nervous. Here is what I read:

"There is a big fat sexy secret in your family - someone is getting married or engaged on the sly, or they secretly are obsessed with the band Cartel. This could be the day when the secret gets revealed. Expect some interesting news today."

I swear to god, if ANYONE in my family secretly loves/listens to Cartel, I will seriously CUT myself. I know I promised my family I would never get into CUTTING again, but a galz gotta do what a galz gotta do.

Dude, I got so wasted last night. I was gone. Drank so many beers. Fuckin threw up on at least 4 people (one of which was a nun, don't ask me how that happened). The whole night was kinda blurry to me. I kinda remember making out with this one girl and she totally looked like ALF, that weird ass space alien from the 80s. Wait, now that I think about it, she looked more like Bryce Avary from the band The Rocket Summer.

Bryce Avary, ALF, same thing. They look exactly alike. They both look like weird ass space aliens from the 80s.

But for real though, I think I am going to invent a drinking game and call it "The Rocket Summer Drinking Game" (pretty original). Here is how you play. Get a shit load of beers and a Rocket Summer CD. Put on the CD. Every time a song sounds like shit, you have to pound a beer. Trust me, you will get fuckin BOMBED. Every song sounds like shit so make sure you have at least 10-20 kegs per person. LOLZ.

I would rather eat my baby brother for lunch than listen to Mercy Mercedes.

O noes. I hope mom doesn't read my blog or I will soooooooooooo be grounded.

Lovedrug's new album, "The Sucker Punch Show" is now streaming on the band's Purevolume page. Pure what? Volume who? Yeah, I know. Who the fuck still goes to Purevolume Dot Com anyway? That shit is pretty much as cool as Friendster Dot Comz. But hey, if any band can drive some serious traffic over to Purevolume, it is going to be Lovedrug. Am I right? I mean, everyone likes them, right? (insert cricket sounds here)

Quietdrive (who?) has a brand new album coming out called "Deliverance" and it drops October 14th, 2008. Please remind me to stay as far away from a record store that day because if I see one person buying their CD, I fear that I might punch that person in the face, regardless of age. I pray that I do not see a 2 year old buying the album, I don’t want to go back to jail.

In other news, the singer dude looks like Ellen Degeneres.