The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air called, he asked me if Taking Back Sunday was still a band. I told him that they were. He was all like WTF WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! I was all like I DON'T KNOW MAN.

P.S. Don't even try to tell me that "Tell All Your Friends" was such an "amazing" album because you are a fuckin dork and you don't know jack shit about music. That CD was the worst release of 2002. Fuck you if you own that CD... wait... what is a CD???? Oh, you mean those things before mp3s???? Mp3 files fuckin r00L. Bye.

Oh man, Xmas is over. So pissed. I got the worst presents in the history of presents!!! Baby Jesus would not approve of the CRAP I got this year. Mom, I hope you are reading this fucking blog because I need you to know that you "just don't get me" and I don't think you ever will!!! GAWD!!!!

Things Mom got me that I hated:

1. City and Colour CD - mom, this band is straight up hippie garbage shit. I want to take this guys acoustic guitar and smash it over dads head because he apparently "suggested" to you to get me this CD. What could possibly be worse than a City and Colour CD?!?!?! Wait... I guess the answer to that is an Alexisonfire cd.

2. Taking Back Sunday shirt - shit mom, it isn't 2003!!! No one listens to TBS anymore, god, all the kids in school are going to make fun of me if you make me wear that shirt!!!

3. Hugo Boss Cologne - mom, I wanted Michael Jordan Cologne you bitch! You knew that!! Now I will never be able to dunk a B-Ball, shit! You suck mom.

4. Ugg Boots - these fuckin boots make me look like Mega Man and I hated that video game almost as much as I hate that TBS shirt.

5. Hess Toy Tuck - what am I fuckin 8 years old mom?!?!?! I got news for you bitch, I am 15 years old, not 8!!!!!!! JESUSSSSS!!!! Take this toy back to Hess and exchange it for a gallon of gas, give me the gas, let me pour it all over my presents. Let me take a match to the crap. Then let me watch it burn. While the presents are burning I will be using my lame Beavis and Butt-Head voice and I will say "Heh heh heh yea fire fire fire heh heh heh fire rules heh heh heh."

P.S. Mom, is it okay if I sleep over Tommy's house for his New Years Eve party. Are their going to be girls at the party? I don't know! Wait, why do you want Tommy's moms phone number?? Never mind, forget about it. I'll just stay home on new years god I hate you FUCKK THISSS.