Huge congrats to ma boyz in Nirvana. I am soo0o0o0o0o syked they are FINALLY on a legit record label!!! So syked they signed with Drive Thru Records. Punk iz kewl again!!!

Word around the rumor mill/water cooler/ strip club/ Disney Land/ Burger King is that Nirvana will be hitting the road this summer with fellow label mates, Houston Calls, for a full US tour. Of course, as soon as we get more info on this, we will let you know. We here at FuckThatBand.com are committed to letting the masses know about all things AWESOME in the world of PUNK RAWKKKKKK.

P.S. Love you so much Richard and Stephanie!!!1!!

When the heck is Nirvana going on tour again? I haven't heard anything new from those guys since 1994. Kinda bummed. Maybe they have been busy in the studio recording a sick new release? I hope it comes out soon. I hope they play at this years Ozzfest or tour this summer with Rookie of the Year.

UPDATE: Wow, great news! I just read that Nirvana added a new member to the already flawless line up. The newest addition is ex vocalist from the band called The Phoenix Suns, Charles Barkley. Barkley's old band, The Phoenix Suns, have apparently just announced a break up earlier in the week and sources are confirming that Barkley is now doing back up vocals/rhythm guitars for Nirvana. I am so excited to hear their new shit.

Do you remember your first time DOING IT? Do you remember when you lost your virginity? How was it? Were you nervous? Please tell me because I am still a virgin and I really need some advice. I would ask my mom but she is never home anymore because she got a new boyfriend and her boyfriend (Steve) doesn't like me. Sucks. He is a douche bag. Miss you mom. Come home soon plz.

Anyways, my one friend told me that it is really important for me to have "meaningful love making music" playing in the background during my first time. When someone mentions "meaningful love making music" - the first band that pops into my head is Slipknot. You might not know who they are yet because they are not popular yet but I recommend them if you are into acoustic "chillin out" shit.

I like Slipknot. They are a grunge band from Seattle, Washington that is heavily influenced by Nirvana. Nirvana is another really young band, they aren't too big yet because they aren't signed to a label but as soon as they get signed, I think they will be big. Not as big as The Gaslight Anthem, but pretty close.

For real though, can I get real for a second? Should I have Slipknot blasting on the stereo while I am losing my virginity? I plan on losing my V card after prom. Would my girlfriend be into "doin it" to the soothing sounds of Slipknot after prom?

Speaking of prom, should I wear a Slipknot mask with my tuxedo? Do you think my girlfriend will wear a Slipknot mask too? We could get matching Slipknot masks. That would be pretty CUTE. Would we win the "cutest couple" award and shit?

Speaking of masks, QUESTION: Which band wears cooler masks?

A: Slipknot
B: Forever the Sickest Kids
C: Hollywood Undead
D: DJ Rossstar

Please email me your answers. K thanx byyyee.