Life sucks. I think I have A.D.H.D. (attention deficit hyper disorder for all you IDIOTS out there) and it really is hard to concentrate on shit. I just can't stand still and it is really starting to piss me off. Should I take medicine/drugs to "help" me? I heard the following could possibly "help" me:

-Ritalin
-Flintstones chewable vitamins
-Adderall
-Cough medicine
-Chap Stick
-Rock Star Energy Drink
-Blood from my sister's neck (fyi, I might be a vampire?)
-Sudafed
-Tylenol
-Reese's Pieces
-Polly-O String Cheese

Maybe I should just let music be my medication??? Is there any music out there that is really boring??? I just need to hear some boring music that will make me snooze so that I can stop being so fuckin hyper. Do you recommend any bands that can make me fall asleep?!?!?!

Oh! You think I should listen to All or Nothing? Ok, let me give them a try...

2 MINUTES LATER

Wow, the music that All or Nothing makes is about as exciting as a chess match. These snooze jams are exactly what I needed!!! Thank you so much for the recommendation!!! ILU ALL <3!!!

P.S. Where is All or Nothing from? They are from some place called Birmingham,
United Kingdom. Where is that?! I have no idea; I think it is kinda by West Virginia or some other back woodsy hick area of the United States. INSERT HILL BILLY USA LOLZ HERE.

P.S.S. LOL @ Shook Ones tee. Damm yo, Shook Ones? Come on man. Fuckin' Kid Dynamite wanna be garbage. No thanks, I'm good.

Dude, I totally love my girlfriend soooo much and I am NOT embarrassed to tell the world how cool she is. My GF is so much more PUNK than your GF.

HOW PUNK IS SHE, YOU ASK?

WELL...

She is so00oo0o punk that when I got her this huge white dildo (to spice shit up in da bedroom) she looked at the dildo and then looked at me and was all like "PAINT IT BLACK" and I was all like "OMG U LYKE THAT BAND PAINT IT BLACK???? WHOA UR SOOO PUNK!"

I am not really into Paint It Black but I gotta give my gf 500 scenes points for knowing who they are.

Oh shit, look at the time!!! Ok, gotta go get ready for my date. I am treating my gf to OLIVE GARDEN yo!!! Keep it DL though, she doesn't know. I know, I know, I am the best BF ever, she is worth it. Do you like Olive Garden bread sticks? I wonder if Dan Yemin likes Olive Garden bread sticks. LOLZ?