Fuck! Fuck! I am so pissed right now! I have to get this off my chest.

I was totally shopping today on Equalvision.com looking for a new Fall of Troy belt, Chiodos hoodie or a Sky Eats Airplane CD. (Just kidding! Who buys CDs anymore! I steal dat shit from the internet! UP THE PUNX!)

Anyway I saw that this band called CIV named their new record "Set Your Goals." They totally stole the album name from my favorite punk hardcore straightedge grindcore ska band called Set Your Goals. Damm, Set Your Goals has been a band WAYYYYY before CIV so I just think it is sooooooo rude that CIV would steal their name like that. No respect. What the hell! I'm so pissed. I can't wait until I'm 16 so I can drive to a CIV show just to kick their A$$!

P.S. Thank God no one has taken any names from The Misfits.

Who the fuck is No Doubt and why do I care they are doing a reunion tour??? Is this supposed to be a big deal??? OOOOO wait, I never knew that the singer of No Doubt was a girl??? That's kinda cool. There aren't a lot of girl singers out there these dayzzzz.

Oh sweet, I just heard that No Doubt is doing a tour with Paramore (also a gurl singer) and The Sounds (yet another gurl singer). A whole tour with all girl singers?!/1??! COWABUNGA DUDE!!! Maybe I can SCORE some sic puss puss???!!! I gotta make sure to rock the AXE BODY SPRAY hard as hell wink wink nudge nuge (hayyyy layyyy deeeez).

But seriously though, wtf, how come Chiodos isn't on the No Doubt reunion tour? The singer of Chiodos, she must be so0o0o0o pissed off. Chiodos is bigger than all those bands COMBINED!!!! I am so pissed right now.

Wouldn't it be cool if FuckThatBand.com got a chance to put together our VERY OWN WORLD TOUR??? I would TOTALLY sell all three of my kidneys to make that happen. We would name it the GIRL POWER WORLD TOUR EXTRAVAGANZA and it would have the following girl fronted bands on the bill: Paramore, Versa Emerge, Chiodos, Katy Perry, Rilo Kiley, and Ace of Base.

Hey, what can I say, I iz a sucker for them girl vocals.

What is this? Is this even legal? It looks like the little boy Craig Owens from Chiodos has brought his little boy voice to form a new suck called Cinematic Sunrise. I mean come on, we had enough of you from the beginning of All Nereids Beware!

But you know I was peepin around their website Cinsun.com and it hit me, WTF, bands still have websites??!?!?! Holy shiz. Does Cinematic Sunrise deserve SCENE POINTS for kickin it OLD SKEWL??? No other bands actually have real sites anymore, everyone just uses MySpaceIZZLE dot com. Is Craig Owens starting a revolution? Does Craig Owens still use AOL 3.0 and does he still rock dial up? Will Craig Owens hate me if he finds out that I use DSL? Wait, did Craig Owens invent the internet? This is some heavy stuff. Shit just got REAL AS FUCK. Should I use Yahoo or Google? What does Craig Owens use? Does Craig Owens have a Twitter? If so, will he follow me? The internet is going to be big as hell in 2K9, I am calling it right now. Thank you Craig Owens for inventing the internet and allowing cinsun.com and iamcraigowens.com to exist in cyber spacez0rz. Giggle (or should I say... Google?).

Attention all polar bears, penguins, and igloos... you thought you were safe from the disgusting sounds of Chiodos? You thought that the bitter cold weather would always be able to shield you from the terrible rock and roll of Chiodos? You were wrong, dead wrong. Chiodos don't give a fuck, they will be playing 3 Alaska shows: 9/12/2008 at the Hot Topic Anchorage 5th Avenue Mall in Anchorage (4pm), 9/12/2008 at Club Millennium also in Anchorage (8pm), and then 9/12/2008 at the Chena Convention Center in Fairbanks (8pm). Evacuation plans have already been implemented by state officials. Leave Alaska while you still have your hearing intact.