Man, this CD cover blows. Rumor has it that the singer of Say Anything (Max Bemis) is going to start dressing like a superhero. Max really knows the music industry so he obviously realizes how "FUCKIN' KEWL" The Aquabats are so in an effort to become more "FUCKIN' KEWL," Maxy Bemis is going SUPERHERO! He is going to wear tights and act even MORE corny than The Aquabats (is that even possible???).

In other news, Say Anything sucks. Would rather have "rat poison for dinner" than listen to their shit.

In other other news, The Aquabats suck. Would rather give my dick paper cuts with a comic book than listen to their fruity ass music.

Just sayin'

YOU: Hey, WTF? This post wasn't even funny!

US: U sure?

I fuckin hate Funyuns so much. That snack tastes like pure shit and it makes your breath smell like ass for over 48 hours! It doesn't matter how many times you brush your teeth, it doesn't matter how many mentos/ roofies/ starbursts you put in your mouth, YOUR BREATH STILL WILL SMELL LIKE SHIT.

"Dude, chill out! Funyuns are the TITS d00d!

The tits? Nah man, Funyuns are not the tits. Funyuns are about as "radical" as that Saves The Day CD called "Through Being Cool."

"Dude, chill out! Holly Hox, Forget Me Nots is the best song ever!"

No dude, "Through Being Cool" is the WORST cd Drive Thru Records has EVER PUT OUT (love you Richie and Stephie)!!! Here is a list of things that I would rather do than listen to Saves The Day's "Through Being Cool."

- Drink AXE body wash
- Watch Grey's Anatomy
- Spray AXE Body Deodorant Spay in my eyes
- Watch WALL-E
- Take a shower with my grandma
- Sprinkle my grandpa's ashes on french fries and feed them to my pot smoking friends who have "da munchies"
- Read the Bible
- Listen to Two Tongues
- Learn to tap dance (insert Tilly and the Wall LOLZ here)
- And last but not least, I would rather eat Funyuns!!!

P.S. In other news, I am thinking about going to University of Phoenix next semester... yay or nay???

Max Bemis (Say Anything, Two Tongues) looks like a sloth.

Yes or No?

I am going to go with YES.

In other news, have you seen THIS ultra rare home video footage of Max Bemis as a baby boy? I think Max was like, 2 years old in this video, or some shit. Pretty cool stuff. Great footage. You're welcome.

Here is some news about Say Anything and Saves the Day. Are you ready? Zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops, did I just fall asleep? How embarrassing! Ok now back to the news about Say Anything and Saves the Day (two of the most boring bands in the universe); Max Bemis of Say Anything and Chris Conley of Saves the Day started a new band. The shit fest is called Two Tongues and the music is no better than the terrible band name. They just announced that on February 3, 2009, they will release their self-titled debut.

Right now 14 year old girls are going bat shit and searching endlessly on the internet to try to find Two Tongues merch. Come on, there has to be a fuckin Two Tongues tote bag on sale SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!

In closing, why does one shitty musician feel the need to unite with another shitty musician? Do they think two wrongs will make a right? Fucking ridiculous. Obama better fuckin stop this band ASAP or the United States will be doomed.