THIS JUST IN!!! LATE BREAKING NEWS!!! Just got an email a few hours ago. The person above is speaking about our latest Saves The Day post from a few days ago called "Through Being Funyuns."

Apparently this FuckThatBand.com super fan feels that we made a mistake in our top notch journalistic reporting? Hmmmm. Apparently he thinks that the Saves The Day CD called "Through Being Cool" was released on Equal Vision Records and not Drive Thru Records?!?!?! ZOMG?!?!!?

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I fuckin hate Funyuns so much. That snack tastes like pure shit and it makes your breath smell like ass for over 48 hours! It doesn't matter how many times you brush your teeth, it doesn't matter how many mentos/ roofies/ starbursts you put in your mouth, YOUR BREATH STILL WILL SMELL LIKE SHIT.

"Dude, chill out! Funyuns are the TITS d00d!

The tits? Nah man, Funyuns are not the tits. Funyuns are about as "radical" as that Saves The Day CD called "Through Being Cool."

"Dude, chill out! Holly Hox, Forget Me Nots is the best song ever!"

No dude, "Through Being Cool" is the WORST cd Drive Thru Records has EVER PUT OUT (love you Richie and Stephie)!!! Here is a list of things that I would rather do than listen to Saves The Day's "Through Being Cool."

- Drink AXE body wash
- Watch Grey's Anatomy
- Spray AXE Body Deodorant Spay in my eyes
- Watch WALL-E
- Take a shower with my grandma
- Sprinkle my grandpa's ashes on french fries and feed them to my pot smoking friends who have "da munchies"
- Read the Bible
- Listen to Two Tongues
- Learn to tap dance (insert Tilly and the Wall LOLZ here)
- And last but not least, I would rather eat Funyuns!!!

P.S. In other news, I am thinking about going to University of Phoenix next semester... yay or nay???

Hey guys. I am thinking about getting my GED and applying to University of Phoenix for next semester. I heard they have a sick as hell music program. I hope I get accepted in their Punk Rock Program. I wanna get my Associates Degree in Punk Rock and then maybe apply for my PhD in Punk Rock. I want to learn all about the history of Saves The Day and Say Anything and shitttttttttt like that. I really love those bands, I mean, I hate them, I mean, I love them, I mean, I hate them, I mean...

ANYWAYS!@!!!!!

Once I am accepted to University of Phoenix, I am not sure how I am going to be able to pay for the tuition... I am kinda nervous. Does being nervous make me EMO? Should I listen to Two Tongues?

I hope Sallie Mae can give me all my FAFSA moneyz and Stafford Loanz0rz. Should I log onto teh eBayz dot com and sell all of my old Saves The Day merch? I am not too sure if that shit would sell though, plus and I got too much negative feedback. H8 neg-eee feedback. H8 myself. H8 my fender guitar. H8 my mom. H8 my dad. H8 my sister (but she is kinda hot though). H8 the fact that I kinda "like" my sister. H8 myself. H8 H8 H8 H8 H8 H8. Fugg skewl. Fugg life. IM OUTTEE PE@CE OUT CUB SCOUT.

Here is some news about Say Anything and Saves the Day. Are you ready? Zzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops, did I just fall asleep? How embarrassing! Ok now back to the news about Say Anything and Saves the Day (two of the most boring bands in the universe); Max Bemis of Say Anything and Chris Conley of Saves the Day started a new band. The shit fest is called Two Tongues and the music is no better than the terrible band name. They just announced that on February 3, 2009, they will release their self-titled debut.

Right now 14 year old girls are going bat shit and searching endlessly on the internet to try to find Two Tongues merch. Come on, there has to be a fuckin Two Tongues tote bag on sale SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!

In closing, why does one shitty musician feel the need to unite with another shitty musician? Do they think two wrongs will make a right? Fucking ridiculous. Obama better fuckin stop this band ASAP or the United States will be doomed.