Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to nominate TV/TV for the "Shittiest Merchandise Award." Who is TV/TV you might be wondering? They are a band that wastes all their money on lame merchandise (for example, TV/TV sunglasses) when they should really be putting their money towards music lessons (zing). Almost ten buck-aroos for those shades?!?! Fuck that braaaa. I wouldn't wear TV/TV sunglasses for all the Cheetos in the world mannnnnn. I don't even care how crazy my muncheez attack was! Actually, I don't even think that Chester Cheetah would wear TV/TV sunglasses, and we all know how much he loves his rockin' sunglasses hard as hell (even at night). So in closing... TV/TV sunglasses - DO NOT WANTTTTTTTTTTTTT.