Set Your Goals sneakers? Now I think I have seen it all. Do you want to run faster? Do you want to jump higher? Do you want to score more ON and OFF the court? If you answered YES to at least one of those questions, you should NOT WEAR THESE SHOES!!! They will make you even MORE LAME than you ALREADY ARE!!!

Who... the... FUCK... would ever want to wear sneakers that say Set Your Goals on them?

Not me.

"Whoa, what is that smell?! Did someone step in dog shit?!"

Nope. No one did. That smell is coming from that kid over there who is wearing those Set Your Goals sneakers. No matter how clean those sneakers are, they will FOREVER smell like dog shit (or dog piss at the very least). Just sayin'

In other news, those weird toe shoe things, they are called FiveFingers Shoes. Google that shit so you can order a pair and FUCKIN OWN THE MOSH PIT!!!

Hey guyz and dollz! Thanks for checking out my awesome blog and shit. Ok, here is a "props" post. I gotta sometimes give "props" and "big ups" to my boyz in Set Your Goals. Generic jumping picture... Great... Just... Great... I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. Kewl points!

I am kinda bummed though that only 2 of them are wearing shorts :-( The others are wearing pants. Pants are not sexy, yo. Total bummer but I guess pants DOOOOO leave more to the imagination :-) Wink wink insert clit boner here.

I wonder if the members wearing pants have hairy legs or smooth legs?? But for realsies though, smooth legs are SO IN RIGHT NOW. You have no idea how bad I want to Bic all of their legs using my bare teeth and make them silky smooth. I would floss with their leg hair. I would floss with their upper leg hair and hope that it was their pubes. I would "jam out" to their amazingly AMAZING "Mutinty!" album while gettin' my floss on.

P.S. I'm so horny. Hit me up on StickAM if u wanna see me do naughty/gross shitttttt.

Fuck! Fuck! I am so pissed right now! I have to get this off my chest.

I was totally shopping today on Equalvision.com looking for a new Fall of Troy belt, Chiodos hoodie or a Sky Eats Airplane CD. (Just kidding! Who buys CDs anymore! I steal dat shit from the internet! UP THE PUNX!)

Anyway I saw that this band called CIV named their new record "Set Your Goals." They totally stole the album name from my favorite punk hardcore straightedge grindcore ska band called Set Your Goals. Damm, Set Your Goals has been a band WAYYYYY before CIV so I just think it is sooooooo rude that CIV would steal their name like that. No respect. What the hell! I'm so pissed. I can't wait until I'm 16 so I can drive to a CIV show just to kick their A$$!

P.S. Thank God no one has taken any names from The Misfits.

Dear Set Your Goals,

I hate it when you guys say "If you know the words to this song, sing along!" No I don't know the words to your song and if I did know the words to it, I would totally hate myself forever because you guys suck so hard.

Just sayin'

U MAD?

Ok, gotta go cry my eyes out because I heard Have Heart is breaking up. LOL LOL LOL!!!!

Love,
FuckThatBand.com

This polar bear heard that you were a fan of Set Your Goals so he was all like OH HELLL NAAAAAA and now he is trying to come in and bite you cuz you listen to bad music.