Gallows. OMG. I want to get a palm tattoo. I almost got a matching palm tattoo with my mom but then SUPER LAST SECOND she and I decided to get matching pussy clit rings. I kinda regret not getting the palm tattoo now that I see that some dude in Gallows has one. Dammit.

Maybe I will just get a palm tattoo next year for my birthday. My dad said he would get me whatever I wanted for my 18th birthday and he always calls me daddy's little princess. Let me give him a call and ask him if I can get a palm tattoo next year.

(30 MINUTES LATER)

Ok, he and I talked it over and he mentioned that he was a bit jealous about how me and mom have matching puss rings so dad and I decided to get matching dick rings.

I heard getting a dick ring hurts so0o0o0o0o much but I think I can handle the pain. I think the real hard part will be letting it heal... I might have to quick jerking off for a few weeks after. That will be almost impossible because every time Gallows pops up on my iPad, I cannot help but jerk furiously. I don't know. I might have to handcuff my hands to my bed or something. Anyone know where I can buy handcuffs??????

UGH!!! Being a girl is so00o0 hard. Bleh.

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Here is some HARRY POTTER news for all you BOOK PUNX out there. This just in: Ron Weasley has shed his cookie-cutter Harry Potter image and joined the English punk rawk band called Gallows.

You will recognize Ron by his surgically enhanced middle finger, which he had lengthened and strengthened to permanently face outward.

Ron's new fuck-you-'tude is backed by 4 fellow band members, including the president of Set Your Goals' fan club.

Their first single by Gallows was panned by critics, resulting in a harsh caning of those critics by Ron's older brother Percy, pictured second from left.

Percy is following in younger brother Ron's body-modification-footsteps, and has had all of his teeth removed so his mouth now looks like a giant black hole.

For up-to-the-minute-news about the Gallows. Check out their shitty twitter page. Actually, I have no fuckin' idea if they do have a twitter page but I mean, come on, every asshole has a twitter page (even RANCID has a fuckin Twitter lololol), so I am sure if you google hard enough, you will find a twitter for Gallows.