Hey, we're The Hush Sound, you can call us the Hush tho brah. Or 'the Sound.' Or the HS. Or just call us whatever, brahski-rino. We're so chill. We just like to sit around alot, you know "lounge". We chill so hard. We relax so hardcore it hurts. Brodoggdude, I chillax so hard I should get paid for it. I work so hard at just chillin' out and shit, talkin' about surfin', even though I've never surfed but it seems like it'd be super chill. I surfed the internet once. That was pretty chill. This dude offered to send me penis enlargement pills but I never got them. What's up with that? I did get identity theft though. That is the last time I give out my social security number to some dude from Kenya.

A moment of silence for my boys in Phantom Planet since they broke up a few weeks back. (insert cricket noises) Ok, now serious question, do you think these guys called each other up last night to see what everyone was wearing? Look, they're wearing the same shirts. What girls. Girls do stuff like that. Do you think their period schedules are synced up too, or no? Do you think they will all get preggo together??? Will the members breast feed the babies or will they just do regular milk??? I heard breast feeding is better for da babyz. I wonder what does Phantom Planet breast milk taste like... a vanilla milkshake?!??!?!

Califoooooooorrrnnniaaaa. Here we CUM!!! Get it? I typed CUM instead of COME. I am tricky as fuck. But let me get honest for a second. I'd rather watch all 4 seasons and 92 episodes of the OC than listen to one second of Phantom Planet. Although they made the OC theme song so I guess I'd be screwed either way. Fuck.

All this typing is making me thirsty, off to get a vanilla milkshake from Burger King. When I talk to the person at the cash register, I will just tell them I want a medium Phantom Planet Breast Milkshake. They will know what I mean, right?!!?!?!?!?! YoUr WaY RiGhT AwAy. The king knows wuz up. Fuck Ronald (ba da da da da im hatin' it), it is all about da king in 2k9.

Dear Surge Soda,

Miss you so much. We haven't talked in years, figured I'd write you a letter to let you know how shit is going.

Ever since you left us, planet Earth has turned to hell, omgz global warming, all the ice is melting, da polar bears are crying hard as hellll. But that news is NOTHING compared to how bad da music "scene" has been since you bounced. We now have bands like The Maine, 3oh!3, Family Force 5, Hit The Lights, and A Rocket To The Moon. Lyke, gag me with a sp00000n. kjdskjfdskjdsj (that wuz me throwing up on my Macbeth shoez)

Are all these shitty bands around because the human race just gave up all hope since Surge Soda left us? Maybe global warming is happening because of all of the shitty music sound waves that are trapped within the earths atmosphere and stuffzzz.

I am scared for 2009. Will Obama save us from da music? Will Obama start a band? Will his self titled 7inch go for 500 euro on ebay? Will his vinyl be limited edition hand numbered from 1 to 69. LOL at 69, obama is so funny for picking the number 69. Obama, you go boy!

In closing, Surge Soda, please get at Obama (send him a TXT message or some shit) and ask him to bring you back, this world needs you and your citrus explosion of flavor. Jus sayin'

Sincerely,
FuckThatBand.com Staff

Shit man. Panic at the Disco. Love it. I got nuthin but much love for this band right heer, for these peeps I just got mad love, homey. Props. Crazy ill props. Things I also like: the government, getting punched in the face with a huge dildo, and YO GABBA GABBA. Panic at the Disco be off the hook. Or the chain. I'm never sure which one it is. Maybe both. I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door no. So good. So so good.

Just kidding. Fuck that band. The only way I would ever start listening to them is if one of the monsters from YO GABBA GABBA joined them. Then shit would be rocking hard as hell. Until the monster joins, I will not listen. Shaaaa braaaaaa.

This band is called The Cab. Cool. Have you ever seen the movie "Taxi" with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon? Me neither, that sounds like a horrible idea for a movie. Those are the two worst actors in history. How does Queen Latifah get work? She has no range of character. Anyways, I'm sure The Cab is worse than that movie, but I wouldn't know because I haven't seen or listened to either, because I have taste. Ooooo burn!!! Zing zing zing!!!

EDIT: Ok, I heard The Cab. It was so bad, so bad that I threw up all over my printer. Great. Now how am I going to print out my 20 page paper for my FINAL EXAM??? FUCK ME. I hope I dont have to retake Intro to Psychology during the summer semester. I want to go to the beach and skateboard, dont want to learn about human development or how my brain processes stuff. I no like no summer school. Bookz suck ballz. Learning is le sigh. Plus livin' on campus during the summer sucks cuz all my friends R gone. Fuck. It would be a ghost town man. What should I do?? Please someone contact me, i am crying. I hate my HP printer. Fuckkkk.

ParaMORE? More like ParaLESS, am I right????? No??@?@!??!?! Fuck, is what I just typed not funny?>>!!?? Is that possible??? Shit. Sorry. It's just that I've been studying so hard with all my college finals and shit. I feel pretty delusional right now. Pullin all nighters, drinking da red bulls, takin da adderall (shhh don't tell mom), eating tons of Mac N Cheese, etc etc.

The only thing getting me through these finals is the chill ass MIX TAPE (cdr) that I made from my iTunes. I call it the FINALS SUCK @$$ MIX CD. Here is the track list (in case you wanna make your own): 1. Misery Business by Paramore. 2. Misery Business by Paramore. 3. Misery Business by Paramore. 4. Misery Business by Paramore. 5. Misery Business by Paramore.

I play the CD on repeat. I listen over and over. I blast it real loud. My RA is getting pissed off. Quiet hours in the dorm for finals is so lame. Why doesn't this school understand my need to listen to Paramore at 4am? Why. I thought this was America. I cant wait until OBAMA is officially in office, he will change this country. I hope he changes the name of this country. It should be called United States of Paramore. Or the United States of Hayley Williams? Or maybe the United States of the Singer of Paramore Still Looks Like Jeffree Star. Jus' sayin.

P.S. Did you miss our other posts about Hayley lookin' like Jeffree?? Look HERE and HERE son.