Hey, we're The Hush Sound, you can call us the Hush tho brah. Or 'the Sound.' Or the HS. Or just call us whatever, brahski-rino. We're so chill. We just like to sit around alot, you know "lounge". We chill so hard. We relax so hardcore it hurts. Brodoggdude, I chillax so hard I should get paid for it. I work so hard at just chillin' out and shit, talkin' about surfin', even though I've never surfed but it seems like it'd be super chill. I surfed the internet once. That was pretty chill. This dude offered to send me penis enlargement pills but I never got them. What's up with that? I did get identity theft though. That is the last time I give out my social security number to some dude from Kenya.

Shit man. Panic at the Disco. Love it. I got nuthin but much love for this band right heer, for these peeps I just got mad love, homey. Props. Crazy ill props. Things I also like: the government, getting punched in the face with a huge dildo, and YO GABBA GABBA. Panic at the Disco be off the hook. Or the chain. I'm never sure which one it is. Maybe both. I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door no. So good. So so good.

Just kidding. Fuck that band. The only way I would ever start listening to them is if one of the monsters from YO GABBA GABBA joined them. Then shit would be rocking hard as hell. Until the monster joins, I will not listen. Shaaaa braaaaaa.

This band is called The Cab. Cool. Have you ever seen the movie "Taxi" with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon? Me neither, that sounds like a horrible idea for a movie. Those are the two worst actors in history. How does Queen Latifah get work? She has no range of character. Anyways, I'm sure The Cab is worse than that movie, but I wouldn't know because I haven't seen or listened to either, because I have taste. Ooooo burn!!! Zing zing zing!!!

EDIT: Ok, I heard The Cab. It was so bad, so bad that I threw up all over my printer. Great. Now how am I going to print out my 20 page paper for my FINAL EXAM??? FUCK ME. I hope I dont have to retake Intro to Psychology during the summer semester. I want to go to the beach and skateboard, dont want to learn about human development or how my brain processes stuff. I no like no summer school. Bookz suck ballz. Learning is le sigh. Plus livin' on campus during the summer sucks cuz all my friends R gone. Fuck. It would be a ghost town man. What should I do?? Please someone contact me, i am crying. I hate my HP printer. Fuckkkk.

Get ready for some The Academy Is content. We just found out about this site called StarDoll.com. Here is a brief 'about us' directly from their site: "Stardoll is a virtual paperdoll community site for everyone who enjoys fashion, design and making friends. At Stardoll you can create your own MeDoll or choose from our ever growing collection of celebrity dolls and dress them up in our wide selection of fashions."

We here at FuckThatBand.com were really excited when our friend emailed us a link to the site so we could dress up our very own William Beckett (singer of The Academy Is)!!! Lucky us!!! We always wanted to dress up our very own Michael Jackson... oops, I mean William Beckett, er, I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett... I mean Michael Jackson... I mean William Beckett...

If there is one day that I cannot stand, that day has to be Monday. There is nothing good about it; Monday classes suck in school, Monday always sucks at work, etc. Now there is a band called Hey Monday. After listening to this band, I feel depressed. Today isn't even Monday but after hearing these tunes, It feels like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday all quite and now we are left with only Monday. Every fuckin day is now Monday. No more parties, no more fun weekend, just... shitty... Monday. Thank you very much to Hey Monday for ruining my whole week.

Rumor has it that Cobra Starship have already started work on their follow-up to their latest album called "Viva la Cobra." No word yet as to what the band will be calling their next release, but we are going to take a guess and say it will be called "The Songs We Write Are Just As Bad As The Jokes Carlos Mencia Tells."

I love bands who have hot as hell female lead singers with really nice tits. That is exactly why I love The Academy Is. That chick is so hot. Red hot. Wait, that is not a girl? Are you sure? Stop it. You are serious? It is a guy? Wow. Ok. Now this is just plain awkward.

Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy has apparently ripped off the feet of Barney the Dinosaur and is now reportedly wearing said feet as shoes. The whole world is mourning the loss of Barney the Dinosaur. Shame on you Pete. How could you do this to all the kids?! How could you do this to me?! Say it ain't so Pete...

Gabe Saporta (ex Midtown, current Cobra Starship) totally reminds me of Vanilla Ice. The two of them also have a great deal in common, they both suck. Ya know?

Four Year Strong announced to the world via their sick as balls MySpace page that they will be embarking on a heading tour with I am the Avalanche and This is Hell. Oh god Four Year Strong... I'd rather eat cigarettes out of the New York City sewer than listen to Bida Bing Wit' A Pipe. Ten bucks says Michael Jordan would not approve.