Oh. I like this band. They are called Danger is My Middle Name. If "danger" is their middle name, then "shitty" is their first name and "fuckin' blows" is their last name.

Check this band out, they FUCKIN R00L!!1! Not sure how it is possible that they are unsigned. Weird. The music industry is weird as fugg!!1!!! Attention record labels reading this... sign this band. You will make zillions and billions of dollars. Your label could be huge if you sign them. Your label could be even more successful than Chili's Grill & Bar. (mmmm baby back ribz)

Open question to the band called Danger is My Middle Name... Do you like Chill's or are you d00dz more into da Olive Gardenz0rz? Why?

We just had a FuckThatBand.com meeting at "the oh garden." That place is seriously classy. Kinda wish I wore a pair of khaki slacks instead of my Cheap Monday Tight Fit Overdyed Black Jeans from Urban Outfitters.

Did you know that Olive Garden has unlimited pasta!?!?!?! OMG. Also, kudos to the peen-shaped b'sticks. I had a boner. The waitress was all like "o i see that your b'stick basket is empty... do you guyz want more b'sticks?" and then we were all like "bitch, keep those b'sticks cummin' all fuckin night long you hoe bag!!!" You should never be asked if you want/need more b'sticks when you run out, it should always be an automatic given. Amirite?

Oh shit, hold on! Gotta go run to the store! I ran out of black nail polish! Don't you hate it when that happens??? GOD DAY-UMM!!!