Bob And Tegan And Sara
posted by T. Hill on April 3, 2010
Way to bring even MORE crappy art into the world, Tegan. Or are you Sara? Eh. I'm going to file that away in the "WGAS" category. Who Gives A Shit. The music of Tegan and Sara is already an embarrassment to female punkkind, and your "tortured" art is pretty much torturing everyone's eyeballs from here to SecondLife and back again.
OOOoooo look at me holding a brush! I'm an artist! Oooo check out my slouchy shirt! Now I'm a hipster artist! Oooo check out my artsy arm tattoo and the way it glows when I move my paintbrush around!
You know who is a better artist than Tegan/Sara? Bob Ross is!!! Now there's a genuine punk. His beard fro really speaks to me. His happy little trees and puffy little clouds are really a symbol for w33d. Do you like weed? Do you think Obama will legalize weed? I hope so. If Obama doesn't legalize it, I think Bob Ross will. Oh, you didn't hear? Yea, Bob Ross is going to run for president. Will you vote for Bob Ross? I will. I want to suck Bob Ross so hard. I want to ride my sled down Bobbie's happy little trees and puffy little clouds and tame the wilds of his 70's/80's bush hair. I think Bob would be good for the USA. I am happy that he has decided to run for president. Bob, if you are reading this (and I know you are), we here at FuckThatBand.com love you and we will vote for you.
When Bob Ross becomes president, I hope he outlaws Tegan and Sara's music. I hope he makes it illegal for people to listen to them. They sound shitty. Do you think Tegan and Sara were influenced by Bob Ross? I don't think so. Maybe if they were, they would be a smidge cooler. Do you think they understand what Bob Ross has done for teh "PUNK" scene? I hope they do. I pray they do. Do you think Tegan and Sara will vote for Bob Ross in the next United States election? I heard Tegan and Sara are from Vancouver/Montreal, Canada, but that doesn't matter... does it? They can still vote for the American president right??? You know what they say... VOTE OR DIE YO!!!
Ok, gotta go! Mom just got Bordello of Blood on BlueRay and we are gonna watch it together and eat pizza. GIRLS NIGHT! PEACE.
P.S. USA! USA! USA!
OOOoooo look at me holding a brush! I'm an artist! Oooo check out my slouchy shirt! Now I'm a hipster artist! Oooo check out my artsy arm tattoo and the way it glows when I move my paintbrush around!
You know who is a better artist than Tegan/Sara? Bob Ross is!!! Now there's a genuine punk. His beard fro really speaks to me. His happy little trees and puffy little clouds are really a symbol for w33d. Do you like weed? Do you think Obama will legalize weed? I hope so. If Obama doesn't legalize it, I think Bob Ross will. Oh, you didn't hear? Yea, Bob Ross is going to run for president. Will you vote for Bob Ross? I will. I want to suck Bob Ross so hard. I want to ride my sled down Bobbie's happy little trees and puffy little clouds and tame the wilds of his 70's/80's bush hair. I think Bob would be good for the USA. I am happy that he has decided to run for president. Bob, if you are reading this (and I know you are), we here at FuckThatBand.com love you and we will vote for you.
When Bob Ross becomes president, I hope he outlaws Tegan and Sara's music. I hope he makes it illegal for people to listen to them. They sound shitty. Do you think Tegan and Sara were influenced by Bob Ross? I don't think so. Maybe if they were, they would be a smidge cooler. Do you think they understand what Bob Ross has done for teh "PUNK" scene? I hope they do. I pray they do. Do you think Tegan and Sara will vote for Bob Ross in the next United States election? I heard Tegan and Sara are from Vancouver/Montreal, Canada, but that doesn't matter... does it? They can still vote for the American president right??? You know what they say... VOTE OR DIE YO!!!
Ok, gotta go! Mom just got Bordello of Blood on BlueRay and we are gonna watch it together and eat pizza. GIRLS NIGHT! PEACE.
P.S. USA! USA! USA!
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